As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
This brilliant solution to all of America's problems comes to us from Dictator Joe Biden. America has wasted centuries on Presidents. Things in our woke America are so much better. Artists like Hunter Biden are earning high premiums. Jews in Ukraine are are not armed with guns but missiles. Poles are about to invade their first country in centuries. Americans need to stop complaining and understand how wonderful Dictator Biden is.
..........and now to not take any more space or time away from the solutions of the leader of America, Dictator Joe Biden.
Thank you Lame for that welcome. When I first came to the White House, America was under the effects of Donald Trump, but that has all been purged and we are now a united people against so many things.
I though do not want to dwell on our uh, um, and ah, yes, I know the food shortages, they are all Vladimir Putin's fault with all the rising prices. I though have figured out the solution to reduce prices and make everything plentiful again.
Baby formula is and has been in short supply for sometime. I say, let us take 100% of our baby formula, add 90% water and increase our supply and end the shortages. Babies are too fat anyway. Water is the perfect substitute for baby formula. I have been told that an emulsion of one drop of baby formula makes an entire tank baby formula. I am being generous in keeping 10% of a mixture as baby formula and 90% water. With this we will end obesity in children and gain healthier children as they become adults.
I also will be adding water to our energy shortages. Water comes out of an engine when they burn gas or diesel, so we will just eliminate the process and add water. Yes 1 drop of gasoline will make a gallon of water smell like gas. We will end our need for more drilling and pumping more oil. We will end Russia being enriched by high oil prices, but just adding water.
In that, our shelves in our stores are empty. The answer again is water. Water for toilet paper ends cutting down our forests. Water for meat ends our need for exploiting animals. Water in our chips and sodas, is more healthy. Water will fill our grocery stores and Americans will have plenty.
As COVID is going to resurge again, I have ordered not like Donald Trump, these expensive vaccines, but instead will inject water into people. There is not one case known where anyone was harmed by injecting water, so the way to combat everything from cancer to blood loss is an IV water drip.
Soon America will have all the things it deserves and my policies will solve all of these problems. I can name 10 things off the top of my head which water has solved.
Stinky Negroes are cured by water.
Coffee is made with water.
The human body is mostly water.
The oceans are full of water.
I could go on and list all 10, but I have made my point. The oceans can not be wrong so water is the answer to all of our problems.
I hope each of you awaken to our collective policies for a bright future for America and the world. If not we will wash you in the cleansing tub of re education camps with our helpful police state laundering all of you to be the kind of woke person who seeks to join in the benefits of a brave new world.
“No Ordinary American Cares About Their Constitutional Rights”
-- Joe Biden
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