Saturday, May 21, 2022

Heard it through the Grapevine

 



Yeah I smell sulfur Beelzebub.


As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


I have not desired, wanted or cared about the life of Johnny Depp and this fixation which some males seem to have for this Amber Heard to their self destruction. I mean you could hire a high priced whore 24/7/365 at 1000 bucks an hour at 8.75 million and get off cheaper and have a real girlfriend experience than having Amber Heard around.

You should see the red lights when an alien looking freak like Elon Musk is crawling around in that devil's triangle.

Johnny Depp seems to be too deep for his own good in he feels too much like artistic people do. Apparently Amber Heard studied her mark perfectly and pushed his buttons and then drove him nuts in this only roll she seems to be good at in being a tormentor of old men.

So to address all of this as only it should be dealt with, here is the Amber Heard Trial, via Johnny Depp's glam attorney, Camille Vasquez who is giving wood to the internet voyeurs.

We now return to court as questioning is about to begin...........




Camille, I like the real lawyer friend experience, ask Amber about
the evolution of our relationship.



Ms. Heard, could you tell us about how you are evol.............


Are you calling me evil?




I will have you know that I sold my soul as a teenager, so it
was not legally binding.


If the devil was more generous, I would not have
had to stalk and drive Johnny nuts for his money.


None of this was my fault, no one blames Faust after all.



I don't think I am satan's wife. It was never consummated. 
Well, there was that time a dyke had horns and a tail, but I think
I was hallucinating. 





I thought when you sold your soul, you got big tits as part of the deal.
I could be a real star with big tits.




Do you really think I am evil just because I sold my soul?




Ms. Heard, I was asking how your relationship EVOLVED,
not how evil you are.



Oh.....then never mind.......can we just forget what I said?




Of course Amber, no one heard a thing.




That's a wrap folks. Kiss kiss, love love,
signed pics in the lobby.



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