Friday, September 30, 2022

Chicken Butterfly

 



As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.


The Lame Cherry is going to tell you worthless donors how to survive as you are too stupid to figure this out. I deem this hot coals on your heads as you have left me for dead, and I still am trying to save people.


You will need one whole chicken.

You will need a pressure cooker.


Now divide your chicken.

You will sort out the thighs and the breast meat, boned out, which you will allow yourself to bake or fry, to satisfy your meat desire.

If you begin running low, you are going to have to grind up the chicken breast, add sweet pickle relish, sweet peppers and use this as a sandwich spread. This will gain you not just two meals from the breast, but 8.

So we are up to 4 or 10 meals from 3 pieces of chicken.

Now the neck and rib cage are put into the pressure cooker and rendered into boned out stock, the bones are broth, along with your breast bone and thigh bones.

You are going to convert this into chicken noodle soup or a chicken pilaf. You will need for this mixed vegetables and chicken bouilon to make this something nice, along with bay leaf.

The Pilaf will net you 8 more meals, the chicken noodle soup will net you 12 meals.

We are now up to 12 to 22 meals from one chicken.

The wings go into another soup, this time your filler is rice, with vegetables as you are fooling your palate that you are eating something different, and using poultry spices instead.

We do 10 meals on this, making 22 or 32 meals from one chicken.

Next we have the legs, again a pilaf appears, with cheese on top, peppers and carrots, and we add 8 more meals. That tallies 30 to 40 meals from one chicken.

Lastly, the gizzard is one of thee strongest tasting parts of a chicken. You pressure cook this, add some bouillon, chop up celery and add a quart can of tomatoe juice. With crackers, you are going to get 8 meals out of this.

The Lame Cherry has just given you 38 to 48 meals out of one chicken.

You have got to stretch meat until it squeals. That means vegetable as filler. That means rice, pasta and perhaps potatoes as meat extenders.

You get hungry enough and you will eat the feet, head and guts, just like the 3rd world does in chop chop soup. I am trying to keep you from that point.

You have to be prepared by now, that means the spices, bullion, vegetables and starches to extend your food supply. They are going to make you dependent. You are going to have to learn the old ways of getting by so that you are not stuck eating beans every day or some daily bread to just get by.


This is another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.



Nuff Said you ungrateful bastards and bitches. 




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