As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I see the Russians are in the process of enhancing their forces with foreigners. Well no Ethiopians as the Russians do not want those dumb asses as what did Ethiopia ever conquer from the age of gunpowder onward?
Meet you on the other side.
This is likely related to a move in the State Duma being reported Tuesday to make preparations for a "national mobilization" - as the Russian military could be poised for a major escalation. This also involved federal measures making it easier for foreigners to sign a one-year contract with the Russian army, based on a program where they receive citizenship in return.
So for one year you sign up this contract thing to serve in Mother Russia. It seems allot of dumb ass Americas signed up for the holocaust corp of that Jew Zellinskky in Ukraine, and no one in the American DOJ indicted them, so this must be all kosher in signing up and serving in other nation's service.
I even read tell that the English have such worthless fucktards that they are going to hire Ozmen and Americans to run their nuclear submarines. That is a real odd thing in hiring your nuclear war genocide done.
Meet you on the other side.
The parallel for Solovyov's proposed international corps are the international brigades that fought Franco in the Spanish Civil War
— Samuel Ramani (@SamRamani2) September 15, 2022
Russia has struggled to enlist foreign fighters on its behalf and rebuffed prospective recruits from Ethiopia https://t.co/IBFN0EU6B3
So I got to thinking as this is all kosher in serving in other people's militaries, I have been considering signing up for Mother Russia. I even took the extra steps in looking up who served in the Russian military and it was none other than John Paul Jones and this other fella who served with the communists in World War II.
Meet you on the other side.
John Paul Jones is “the father of the American Navy,” as a result of his decisive victories from 1776 to 1779 and how he laid the groundwork for the American Navy. But, he also served the governments of Britain and Russia.
Joseph R. Beyrle is thought to be the only American soldier to have served in combat with both the United States Army and the Soviet Red Army in World War ...
Now I am not a fool. I am not going to sign up as some private as I just am not private material. John Paul Jones was an American and the Czarina made him head of the Russian Navy. That sounds like the kind of appointment I want from President Vladimir Putin.
For me though, I want to be Commodore Cherry of the Russian super secret space fleet. Donald Trump started all this space force stuff, so Russia has to have one of them too. I just am not keen on marching, not keen on swimming and I think there ........oh yeah I like to fly, but I intend to upgrade and be part of the space command. I mean would you like to serve in some old jeep if you had something like a nuclear missile around to command. Same difference in you could get stuck in some Soyuz fighter when you could be in some Star Trek Enterprise Starship.
I though don't really want to go into outerspace. I am more of the officer who goes to meetings with Admirals at headquarters and at retreats where they serve steak and lots of brandy. I do like my bacon, so I hope Russia has bacon sometime during the day.
So I think I would sign up for a one year deal as Commodore Cherry at Space Command. Not going to be no Cosmonaut though. Just sounds odd. Maybe be a Star Ranger, that sounds pretty good.
As Ukraine has no space force, and I think the Russian Air Force can blow up Elon Musk's satellites, I don't think I will get more done than attending meetings, maybe drive around to resorts, maybe shoot some Russian wild game as it would be strenuous work in being part of the Russian Space Force.
I also mean no disrespect but I don't want to be a citizen of Russia. I have found being a citizen of some country is a shitty bondage. Take America for example, you get signed up to die for things, you get threatened with needles, you have to pay taxes, you have to do jury duty if you want to vote, all kinds of shit that free people should not have to do if they are free. So Russia probably has fun like that for citizens and I ain't looking for no more fun.
Instead, I would like a pair of Irish Setters as I hear Russia has dogs like that which still hunt. So ...........oh hey, I once read in an NRA magazine that Russia bought a bunch of Winchester lever action rifles...what the hell year were they? No 73, 86, 92, 94.......I think they were 97's like Teddy Roosevelt's African Medicine Gun, not his 1886, but the one chambered for 405 Winchester for lions. Kicked like a mule they said. I think the Russians had them chambered for some Russian round. That is ok with me as is probably some 30 caliber and I ain't going lion hunting anyway.
So my bonus is a male and female Irish Setter in Russia, and one of them Winchester 97's the Czar bought.
Sorry.............I just looked it up, the 97 was a shotgun, a pump, I have one of them and do not want a trench gun, although one would be handy to have around while doing inspections at resorts in potting some geese or grouse........anyway it was the 1895 Winchester. And yes it was that Nagant round with the big head. The Gun Shop Guy knows all of this and spotted my mistake right off, but it has been some time since I plotted to get me a Russian Winchester and kind of gave up on it.
I see they made 300,000 of them. I think I want two. Will have one rechambered for 30.06 and you know I got a liking for an adventure with that Japanese round as I have some bullets but no gun. It looks like a dandy deer cartridge.
Anyway two puppies that can hunt and 2 Winchesters for the bonus.
Oh and I will even agree to serve in the Brier Patch as with all this technology now I could stay right here and phone it in. The NSA and FBI spy on me all the time, it would just save time and expense for them too as they would not have to bribe Russian spies to report on me.
Oh and I will not wear one of them big brow Russian military hats. They just look odd like Russian pointy toe high heels. I think one of them bearskin hats for winter and a beret for summer would be good for me. Oh and as I plan on serving here, I need something to drive, so maybe a Belarus tractor. I kind of will fudge on that as I need a tractor for farm things, and I would drive my old pick up for official things as long as it is not too far.
Does not look like Commodores earn much in the Russian military. Apparently I have vocations which are not going to make me a comfortable living. Oh well 2 dogs and two guns, and at least some more kind of money, but I probably won't get paid as that Russian money is banned in the West of the world.
Oh well I always wanted to be Commodore so maybe someone with money will donate to the blog and make up the difference.
Nuff Said
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