As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I must confess that I know nothing about this story, but why should that keep me from commenting on a crooked FBI Special Agent.
Charles McGonigal, the former FBI special agent in charge of counterintelligence in the New York Field Office, was arrested on Saturday along with Sergey Shestakov, a court interpreter who also worked for Deripaska.
This is Deripaska.
Obviously a very sexy Russia. He looks like sexy Eric Clapton. I don't know if he has any musical ability but you can see that he just drips with testosterone and sex appeal. Women just disrobe themselves around him obviously and homosexual males get sweaty with unctions of homo in their sexuality in just seeing him.
I don't have a picture of the court reporter so will use this one.
As you can see he is sexy too. Everyone in this story is sexy.
This is the crooked FBI guy and his sexy wife.
As you can see, and we all know the story in this by this picture, FBI guy has a hot wife, she is just hot. She is like Lisa Page hot in she gets horny about men with badges, but after a few times with a man with a grossly small penis. You just have to get a woman with your badge when you have a grossly small penis. It loses it's appeal though once you are hanging around with Russians that look like Eric Clapton and Dieter Badenbach or whoever that lecturing vaxer was who starred with Drew Carey on the Drew Carey show.
So anyway, the pillow talk turns to, "You know that badge you have baby was hot so were the strip searches, but I have a headache now as I want to have a yacht, a BMW, a mansion and a gold plated tampon holder.
Crooked FBI guy goes limp and immediately listens to Eric Clapton about how for a little money he could do a little favor for Eric, and with that, it is Faust making the pact to keep his hot wife.
That has always been a shortcoming of the John guy who was screwing Katie Walsh, who appointed Robert Mueller, James Comey and Chris Wray, as they always hired men with little penis and big badges. The FBI should only hire men with large penis or so rich that they can not be bribed. Hopefully both as a large penis and a large bank account never gets you into trouble.
So should we not just kind of be like the FBI with Hunter Biden and look the other way in this, as this crooked agent is not sexy Hunter Biden either, who sexing that Obama daughter and lots of women, snorting more coke than Columbia could produce and........well you know the story as the FBI never prosecuted him because he had a big bank account and was so sexy. Not so much on the penis as Hunter had the money so he did not need the other arrangement.
Such a pity this story will not have a happy ending, like masturbation. Maybe this will work out in there are now government approved operations for prisoners like this FBI guy, where he could get a larger penis. A deal could be worked out where Oprah Winfrey can interview the FBI guy for a million dollars like she did Harry Hewitt. This should help save the FBI marriage as the sexy wife would then have a large penis and a large bank account. There could be conjugal visits to help satisfy her womanly nethers and I think that would make everyone happy.
To nip this at the bud, Dictator Biden needs to put on the FBI psychological application after the "Are you nuts?" question, the following:
Do you have an extra large penis? Place photo here.
Do you have a large bank account? Place number here.
If the penis is not mule size or the bank account does not have lots of zeroes the application is thrown in the trash...no there must be an agency that would prize men with small penis.......I know the Pete Buttplug agency in transportation. They could have a questionnaire which would begin, THANK YOU FOR HAVING A SMALL PENIS AS THAT IS THE FIRST REQUIREMENT FOR WORKING FOR PETE.
We could have allot more law abiding agents if we just were more careful in who we hired. We only have ourselves to blame for this.
John Ashcroft that is his name.
Nuff Said
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