Lame Cherry: It was not really Prostitution

Babes it's ok that you nap all the time as it gives me time for me.

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

So this is a story about JYG's Hired Guy.

So one day we are there and he is telling us he got some crap out of the yard, new stuff, and that JYG's wife was interested in it. He said she could have it if he got to see her in a bikini.

OK the wife is not young. Mind you we like her, she has always been nice to us, but sometimes she just makes JYG miserable in what she harps about. I just thought you don't say things like that to your boss or his wife.

Hey Mrs. JYG I'll sell you what I got for a titty picture of you.
No it's not prostitution as I'm just paying you something for something you are selling.

TL was wondering about that and I said, "TL, the only women that HG ever has had are whores".

I don't think TL believed me as I do exaggerate on making a point, but I did mean it that dude had to have had been around them as he looks like a grubby version of String Bean from Hee Haw.

So we are over there a month later, and HG is there and I'm talking to him, about what I don't know and he starts listing people he knows and events in the next town over and happens to mention he lived there, then he starts talking about the strippers there, which I did recall and what an uproar that caused in that hedonist town which is a people that thought up sins Sodom had not figured out yet.

The HG starts telling this story about dating a dancer. I'm listening as this is not something I'm going to do and am kind of paralyzed that anyone would admit to it, but then again he probably thought it was a notch belt statement in what a baby magnet he is.
Then he says they are hanging out and the boss shows up and says she has two customers from Buford Butt Fuck Beyond Egypt, ok these two were were Junior Sample from Hee Haw. So the dancer leaves and takes care of her clients. Yes the unspoken drift I got was that dancing was not all she was doing with these boys that never got off the farm as it took two years to make the trip out.

HG then says, "I never dated another dancer after that".

I was stunned in silence. TL was stunned. We were both just stunned. I told TL later, "See I told you that the only women HG ever got were whores".

Apparently HG thought that when you let some woman hang with you, probably living in your place, giving her money and you are having sex with her, that it really is because she likes you and that she is "dating" you, and the money you are giving her are not for sex acts.

I know HG has no idea what he told us as it has not dawned on him after all this time has passed that this woman, was doing really well as HG paid the bills, she kept all her wages and all she had to do was pretend she liked him, and pretend she liked sex when she did not have a headache 30 days a month.

I know this sounds like most marriages and it is, but most wives are not renting out the hooter box and keeping the money when Junior and Wad Samples show up while the husband watches.

I guess HG never heard of the Real Girlfriend Experience which you pay for. Being with a whore is when she is taking money from other guys and the money you pay her is just cash you give her.

The AI wanted me to use this photo and I guess it is not porn as it is fake.