Friday, July 18, 2008

Lawrence Sinclair: The Movie

Well as it is finally happened in the Obama people have broken federal and international law by stalking, harassing, invading the privacy and terrorizing people who are writing about the Larry Sinclair / Barack Obama meeting of dope and sodomy, Hollywood is certain to be making a movie.

As people interested in the Truth are like Jews not succumbing to fascism, Blacks not succumbing to slavery, Whites not succumbing to tyranny and Asians not succumbing to colonialism, the standing up to political criminals will indeed continue on this time with the efforts of the FBI.

For the movie though, we will need a more catching title than Lawrence Sinclair: The Movie. Perhaps one could build on past titles like Brokeback Obama, The Frenched Connection or Obama and Larry's Not So Excellent Adventure.

The cast suggestions ala Conan O'Brien are outstanding.








The great actor Michael Keaton as Larry Sinclair.






My favorite actor Courtney B. Vance as Barack Hussein Obama







Centerfold Deanna Brooks as Hillary Clinton with her rabbit babe sidekick as Chelsea Rodham Rodham Hubble Clinton.






Hugh Hefner a Bill Clinton with special appearance by Pam Anderson as Barbara Walters.



Drew Carey as Sean Hannity. That red headed giant as Alan Colmes and Dedrich Dufenbaker or whatever his name is as a perpetual host Roger Hedgecock filling in for Rush Limbaugh while he is away vacationing.









Craig Ferguson as Bill O'Reilly, Larry King and Katie Couric.







Will Farrell as Jeff Rense.








Oprah starring as Gayle King and Gayle King starring as Oprah.






As Richard Dreyfus quit acting and now only does Dick Cheney impersonations, it is Richard Dreyfus as Dick Cheney even though Dick Cheney has no role in this.








Awesome Christopher Walken as Joe Biden and Beau Biden of the Biden Delaware Syndicate and Charlie Rose program on PBS.





Patrick Wayne from 30 years ago as Lame Cherry.







Centerfold of the year Renee Tennison as Michelle Obama.








Hugh Laurie because he is fantastic can play Dr. House as Lawrence Sinclair's physician.







Vincent D'Ofornio as all the Obamaniacs.





Kal Penn of 24, House and Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle as the limo driver who started all this good time by calling up Barack Obama for a date with Larry Sinclair in Chicago.









Theodore Ted Nugent, just because we need some good rock music.



William Shatner as he is in everything and he could kind of play J. Edgar Hoover crossed with Capt. Kirk crossed. He is the poetic license where there would be this spectacular car chase, tommy guns, cigars, whiskey, girls in garters, phasers, light shows and horses to fill in the blanks as Hollywood always does in real life movies like Steven Spielberg and Oliver Stone do.




That is about it. The rest of the bloggers being stalked and who are now stars will come up with their own actors to portray them.

Got to get busy writing the script as Opie Ron Howard and Meathead Rob Reiner no doubt will be calling soon.


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