Monday, November 10, 2008

Mirror Mirror on the Obama Wall



Mirror mirror on the wall
Whose the fairest Obama of them all

So many pundits are looking attempting to predict what the Obama White House, which is looking more white all the time than an ascension of black Americans and minorities which the white liberal press was telling the world this election was all about, that the real history of Barack Obama has already been played out in the NFL in the life and times of Daunte Culpepper.

Now Rush Limbaugh got into heaps of trouble for pointing out a few years ago in mentioning how bad Affirmative Action did not work in the NFL when he spoke about Donavan McNabb.
Interestingly, the snot Chris Collinsworth thought he too could take shots at Limbaugh and ended up booted off of Fox Sports to the meandering place he sits now as Howie Long's idiotic twin of brain dysfunction beside Keith Olbermann, now that the NFL got rid of Bryant Gumbel.

Who would have ever thought one would have heard, "You're no Greg Gumbel", but lo and behold, Greg is the broadcaster in the family and Bryant is just the boring racist who said far worse than Rush Limbaugh ever did, but was not fired over it.

The real person Rush Limbaugh should have brought to attention was one Daunte Culpepper who was the marketing secret of the NFL.
For those who know the scam, Culpepper was drafted by black coach Dennis Green, who had some black fixation as he fired white quarterbacks, white coaching staffs (He actually got rid of his entire defensive staff to hire the all black staff of fired Green Bay. Green ended up firing the entire staff the next season. No word if that was racist in blacks firing blacks.) and ended up drafting Culpepper and hid him away for a year as he was that ignorant to football.

The NFL was making the "black push" though and Culpepper was teamed up with the thug receiver Randy Moss. Football people knew from watching what the deal was on this duo which was as fake as the Sousa McGuire home run scam in the same period in baseball.
Culpepper had one target in Randy Moss and would under throw the pass non stop to which Moss would catch the ball as corner backs simply stood and watched him take the ball.

It was all fake and in the footage it appears that Culpepper never did throw a real pass until he was in Oakland years later.
The years later is the key as spectacular Minnesota met the real New York Giants who played football and destroyed the idiot Culpepper in the playoffs by playing real football.

Culpepper though would spend the night away in Minneapolis believing his press and not studying football with his hired manager and two fawning boys tagging along to tell the world how wonderful Daunte was.

Sounds allot like Barack Obama and it is.

Culpepper though decided to believe his press and stuck his head into a Carolina defense one day and real football players clobbered him shattering his leg tendons.
Daunte though thought that he could still be Daunte not listening to the new owners and coaches of the Minnesota Vikings whereupon the dolt was gotten rid of to Miami.

Culpepper thought himself a god of football and at this time fired his agent and announced to the world he was his own agent.

Miami soon found out what an idiot they had, benched the dysfunctional player and got rid of him to the Oakland Raiders.

The Raiders watched Culpepper last year and soon figured out what real football aficionados knew in Culpepper had difficulty in doing anything associated with football at the position of quarterback.

Ousted from the Raiders, Daunte has spent the past months issuing press releases in which a fawning Associated Obama Press lathers up and prints word for word what this idiot comes up with.
For the longest of time, Culpepper has lectured that he has not been given a fair chance at competing for a position.......

He was given position at Minnesota where Gus Ferrotte beat him out.

He was given position at Miami where every failure beat him out.

He was given position at Oakland to where he was beat out again.

So in September Daunte Culpepper pouted and announced he was retiring as no one wanted him and he could not get a fair chance to compete.

Well, apparently the NFL is run by stupid people, because who should sign Daunte Culpepper, but the Ford family who own the Detroit Lions.
You know the Ford family, they have spent the past decade not building vehicles which run but instead been more interested in sodomy promotion.

The end result if Ford's suck and no one is buying them and the end result is Daunte Culpepper with a 5 day signing contract for 2 years started in his fair competition of another starting job handed him and was reported benched before the game was ended for being a failure again.

Of course, Culpepper will make an excuse he was not fairly prepared in only 5 days, considering he has been playing football all his life, I guess in liberal fairness that is fair if one is dealing in billionaire idiot liberal families not interested in results but in promoting communist issues.

All of that though in Daunte Culpepper is Barack Obama. Obama was handed everything in his life and has accomplished nothing.
Chicago after his community organization has more black kids in prison, more black on hispanic and white crime than any other place and after his Senatorial representation Chicago's South Side is a ghetto slum lord haven which was run by Obama friend, Tony Rezko.

Daunte Culpepper had the best coaches, the biggest salaried players, the most deep pocket owners, the most savvy of teams and yet his Affirmative Action stance came failing through time and again.
This is what waits the United States as it does not matter how many white liberals Barack Obama surrounds himself with, how many white Chris Matthews are carrying his balls for him and how many great press stories the fawning press writes about him, because it comes down to the fact that Obama is Obama just like Culpepper is Culpepper. Neither one has accomplished a thing in the real world with real players and both think they are really legitimate.

America will face the Obama problems sooner than later as it will not be a defense tackling Daunte Culpepper unfairly trying to win, but it will be bin Laden and hordes of terrorists who are planning in 2009 to mass murder trench filled graves of Americans.
It is Chinese communists already threatening Obama on free trade.
It is Putin in Russia smirking at Obama knowing in Putin's KGB profiling just how to push this 10 year old Obama to dismantle him.

It is Obama's own handlers all through Europe who have told him he will be President if he just sells out America like Robert Mugabe sold out Rhodesia and he too will be President for life.

Obama is terrified and knows he is not ready for the game. That is why he is running to white authority in appointing all those liberals as that is where he feels secure. In some ways, unlike Dennis Green at least black people are not going to be blamed for Barack Obama's colossal screw ups which are coming where mass numbers of Americans and the world population will die.

I will give you a likely scenario as it comes for the mouth of quarterback Obama himself based on another Islamocommunist recently speaking in bin Laden:

bin Laden pulls off a scorched earth attack on the United States. bin Laden of course is no where in the Pashtun, but Obama due to public outcry of the Letterman cocktail crowd either invades Pakistan where US forces will be sniped to death in thousands of dead (without a Ted Koppel body count each night) to which American liberals scream some more and Obama nukes the Pashtun, because Brzezinski likes putting the screws to communists.

But Pakistan is not communist.....

No but radioactive clouds are and they drift in a bigger plan over into China causing a horrific implosion of China.

Muslims around the world riot from Detroit to Paris to Istanbul, much to the delight of Putin and in a few days China marches out and wipes out Taiwan and invades the Middle East as Obama voters look to the skies eating radioactive Pakistan dust where they will die from radiation cancer in numbers quietly covered up.
Well not too quiet as bigger wars are coming sooner than that in Eurasia and bushels of Americans will be dead quickly instead of waiting for the silent killer of radiation cancer.

There is though not going to be any benching of Barack Obama as football games are not real life. America will be stuck with Obama as the Europeans ascend and America sinks into a grave.

There are numerous other scenarios just as bad from FARC proxy attacks, Russian or Iranian nukes in Cuba and Venezuela to a fun one of a new black terrorist network based by al Qaeda and ignited when Obama has cousin Odinga move to take over all of Africa for his European financier buddies.

Are you ready for your press release and close ups now Mr. Obama?

agtG