Behold the atom, uranium, in all it's Jesus made splendor. Lame Cherry though likes taking lemons He creates and making lemonade. Perhaps I have an Andrew Carter affection too much in an Ernest T. Bass way, for making lemons release energy more than they are supposed to.All kinds of things explode in life. Oxygen likes going boom. Hydrogen is just in love with the big bang as much as Bill Clinton.
That big fire ball in the sky called the sun is a really baby among stars fueled by hydrogen. What is cool about hydrogen is that it is hot. Assemble enough of that, add a big center of gravity, bump a few things in compression and next thing you know, a star is born, and I'm not talking about Barack Hussein Obama, although the flaming part of Obama appears not to have been extinguished by Jeremiah Wright.
If you can keep up in boom 101, physics has many recipes in God's simple mathematics that rather large explosions occur. Boil down uranium to a concentrate (yeah Gomer, I know it is refined, but we are talking lemons here.), and add a whopper of gravity, and, the next thingy you know is, you got yourself a miniature sun.
Add a flask of hydrogen and you have a real sun for a bit in a thermonuclear explosion.
I take the Bible at what it means in things like at Babel that God said to Theirselves, they had better go down and confuse those people as there was nothing which they could not do.
I though like doing and as a brain on dysfunction is named Obama, I exercises mine.
I have heard that a pound of my thought actually is much heavier than a pound of everyone else's thought. I think I said it, so I know I heard it.
Ok, so back to uranium. I have decided that as God can make thermonuclear bombs by nature in space, I will to make a few nifty new things using gravity and pressure in deep earth manufacture like crude oil out of carbon and water.
I could use eggs, but I think I will use lead as lead is dangerous to liberals in they keep trying to ban it as lead is used in Patriots guns and cars.
So I get myself some lead, maybe almost like the fabled red mercury which is jazzed up with radiation, but has a short shelf life, but my lead I decide to add a few hydrogen atoms. I know I could use carbon with an atomic weight of 12 or so, but I was being a conservationist in I hear Al Gore says the universe is full of hydrogen to go bang in fueling evil engines.
I suppose though if combined 12 hydrogen I could get carbon sort of in a gem under pressure mixed with lead, which just might like crystal refine to a powder fusing in heavy gemstone that is quite diamond like lustrous sparkly.
I deem this Obamagen, not because I will to honor Birdie, but as stated, he is a busy beaver destroying everything and destroying more, I deem my heavy little gem the destroyer.Now what would one do with this odd heavy gem? I suppose if one pressured it, formed it in sphere, did things quite right in weight form that it must be like nitroglycerin of sorts in one probably shouldn't drop it or one might have a nuclear size explosion in a diamond of a show.
See if one mixes, pressures and creatures fracture point, one gets a big bang. Ram a ball of uranium at high speeds at a steel plate and one gets a nuclear explosion, or, I suppose if you were fancy pants Americans, you wire a sphere up with little triggers attached to a covering of high explosives which detonate equally at once, and you get a fat boy going off over Nagasaki.
So maybe I would rubber coat my heavy gem and drop it high in the sky, with wings, cover it with space shuttle heat dissipation tiles, ram it at high speed into like a Persian nuclear site and one might even cause an implosion of the mega kind sucking things deep into the earth.
Why on earth would one want to do that?
Oh maybe it would be cleaner, might set off Persian shelf earthquakes, might even create a cheap way to make nuclear material. Shhhhhh, but don't tell anyone.
I suppose someone though has caught me in the physics in the explosion would not be an implosion. Very good in that, because I never had an answer to that until now even if I already created the answer without knowing.
I promise I did upload it though with the other pictures.
Here is our star, our implosion destroyer. Now this will really make the physicists have a brain sprain, because I call it now in pet name dark star, not after Obama though. The Obama part though is named scientifically Obamanium.Obamanium is really cool as it is so hot like me. Ok so we go into the deep pressure chamber, (I realize it could be above ground, but somehow it seems more Dr. Walter Bishop buried in the earth creating things next to all that hot iron inside the earth.), and instead of salting my lead with hydrogen cocktail or carbon if you are busy and have a date, I present to you the act you have not known for all of these years, Sgt. Peppers Lead Hearts Club Band.
Just like a black hole under pressure, squeezing things out that go pulsar or something, our act now marries in a menage a trois, let's say 3 atoms of lead.
Some will say, that can't be done!
I say, HA! just watch me burn rubber baby.
So I fuse 3 atoms of lead which like most sexual things involving three things, it gets really not wanting to be there, but stays around as nothing is around which wants used 3 somes.
So lead hearts sits there, but it really sits there like black hole sits there in gravity as a pound of this stuff like weighs 3 pounds. So I got sitting there like a lead brick a lead sphere in mini Obamagen form.
It sits heavy, and doesn't like sitting or doing a whole lot of things in being unsociable in wanting to go boom.
No fear as the same process which creates it in fields of eletromagnetic energy keeps it behaving long enough to drop it on said Persian radioactive plant at speed.
Now comes the answer as the inverted weight looking to be released traveling down by speed does indeed explode, but the weight of the Obamanium implodes the explosion down.
Pretty neat eh? Had to say eh as those Canadians get left out of everything and I like blue potatoes, white watermelon and Canadian girls and Charles Adler.
So there you have it pyromaniac Obamaniac fans, the abaddon, destroyer, with two new products to reduce the world to rubble, one the heavy gem and the other the lead hearts.
Sure they are more dangerous than uranium, but so is plutonium, but it is easier to use and I just know that doltish terrorists would blow themselves up somehow before delivering things as they always keep rubbing on things with glinting eyes. I know this because I have seen this in Arnold Schwarzenegger movies and Arnold never would lie while following script.
Where was I...........
Oh yeah, but Obamagen and Obamanium is allot safer than anti matter as an ounce of that on earth would rip the atmosphere away, so I will just leave the formula for that along with ion as the gen in the Obama bottle with his monkey in his pants.
Exploding gems and lead hearts stars, who would have thunk it eh.
Love is like oxygen, you get too much of it and who knows.
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