This blog, always in service to our American Prime Minister, once again solves Birdie Obama's problem in who to appoint to the Supreme Court, so he can go back to fondling swarthy skinned women of European extract or other important ventures.
My candidate for the Supreme Court is a Harvard law graduate, a professor of a Chicago University, served as a legal counsellor and is one of the best criminal law minds around in thwarting Constitutional Law.
Of course, you being the intelligent gathering of readers of this blog have deduced that it is hisself, Birdie H. Obama.
I believe Obama in searching for some who is pathetic, I mean, empathic to the voters fills all of the criteria necessary to solve a number of problems.
When Birdie flees the Oval Apiary, he won't have to worry about spending millions of dollar a year trying to keep people from discovering he is a fraud in being a British subject.
Birdie will then not be subject to being impeached as they let any dregs on the court as Dave Souter is testimony to. I mean this guy can not even be a good liberal in enjoying being a prick. He apparently doesn't know what to do with his penis either in male or female in chasing nubile young thangs around.
At least, Obama knows where to put his appendage male and female to be little lord Obama boy.
Obama by summer should have at least bankrupted America and started some regional war which he will be blamed for.
It is better for him to get out of the Oval Apiary with fake 63 percent approval than 13 percent approval like Pelosi by October.
Consider this Birdie, there is not a great deal you can do to destroy America yet. You will have hyper inflation and run away interest rates as the fed tries to contain the expansion you caused in dumping 9 trillion dollar into the world economy.
That kind of legacy might just get your pitch forks turned on you, so Birds do yourself a fave and jump ship before the rats figure out you been smokin' in the boys room and have the HMS Tibama sinking from fiery iceberg collisions.
Let Aaron Burr Biden take the blame as he won't have the intelligence to figure out it was you, and will probably be glad for the publicity.
If you stick around Birdie, your legacy is going to be criminal prosecution, impeachment, Jimmy Carter on meth high catastrophes and David Axelrod appearing as Deep Throat to some globalist Woodward and Bernstein for 2010, like Jake Tapper and that monkey he keeps in his pants too.
Birds, think of the benefits, you can be the real black white guy on the court, instead of that real black guy Clarence Thomas which the liberals despise.
Think of the parties you can throw nightly, Stevie Wonder can be a permanent guest singing songs to you and Muchelle.
Birdie, how about that long nice robe you have. You can fondle yourself continuously and no one will be taking pictures of your lewd smile.
Muchelle will probably like playing, "What Obama got under his robe", if you take the black sack home to entice the lovely and ever fashionable Muchelle.
Then there is that hottie, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. If you hurry Birds, there is that vixen to fondle. She is swarthy, European Jewish rooted, which is what really turns you on, and, best yet Birds, she is just like you like em in napping on the court bench, so she will never say no or be like Lawrence Sinclair in writing a tell all. Ruthy is your kind of woman Birds and she is just waiting for you on the bench.
The appointment is for life Birdie, and, the Democrats will vote you on the court without a problem. All the cases against you will disappear as I stated, they let anyone on the Supreme Court.
Heck Birds, you can go on Oprah and stick your tongue out, call American stupid, and moon them all, tell them you are British and an American convert and there ain't a thing they can do about it now as you finally got lifetime employment.
So Axelrod Inc., remember it is all downhill from here for Obama. Put him on the Supreme Court where he can smoke cigs on the front steps, fondle that hottie Ruth Ginsburg and read all kinds of findings and decrees from his new teleprompter in making laws of the land equal to Taliban, Soviet, Chicom and Islamocommunist.
Let's sing Doobie,
Down around the mall
Half a mile from here
See that Supreme Court building
and my legacy problems disappear
Half a mile from here
See that Supreme Court building
and my legacy problems disappear
Without the courts
where would you be now
Without the courts
where would you be now
You know I saw miss Ruthie
down around the Barack
She lost her cancer early
and it won't be comin' back
Without the courts
where would you be now
Without the courts
where would I be now
You know the Supreme Court central
is a legacy which can't wait
Keep pushin' that number mama
as you know I'm runnin' late
Without the courts
where would I be now
Without the courts
where would I be now
My teleprompter keeps on turnin'
The screen goes round and round
The Supreme Court is my way out
I got no thoughts to be found
Without the courts
Where would I be now
Without the courts
Where would I be now
where would you be now
Without the courts
where would you be now
You know I saw miss Ruthie
down around the Barack
She lost her cancer early
and it won't be comin' back
Without the courts
where would you be now
Without the courts
where would I be now
You know the Supreme Court central
is a legacy which can't wait
Keep pushin' that number mama
as you know I'm runnin' late
Without the courts
where would I be now
Without the courts
where would I be now
My teleprompter keeps on turnin'
The screen goes round and round
The Supreme Court is my way out
I got no thoughts to be found
Without the courts
Where would I be now
Without the courts
Where would I be now
agtG
