Friday, May 1, 2009

The positives of the Obama Pandemic


When I look at women, well the majority of women, I see beauty in their diversity. They are God's Poetic Breath come to life. They simply do not have to do a thing, and they are a literal heavenly creation in pure beauty. This is the inherent gift all women have and too many are unaware of and a minority squander.

For obvious self loathing reasons, Birdie Obama attracts women who hate being women, are interested in being men, interested in attaching themselves to men and are deep down terrified of being a woman.
In looking at screen capture of the now infamous blue face masks meant to give people the illusion they are protected from Obama Flu (A virus which is neither pork, nor human, nor bird, bred in captivity and engineered in Europe for control of America as a foreign virus..........hmmmm Obama neither black, nor white nor Arab, bred in adultery and engineered for control of America as a foreigner.), I now see so many possibilities for the good in this Obama pandemic.

First is the obvious, all those inner ugly women manifesting as outer ugly women from Muchelle Obama to Rahm Emanuel can now wear face masks, ending the dizziness and blurred vision from looking at these ugly folks, ending the nausea and intestinal cramps from looking at these folks, ending the fever and chills of looking at the toxicity of themselves and ending the soar throats from people groaning after looking, hearing and comprehending these ugly folks.

Second, as my dear Mother pointed out, "Gee there was no pandemic until Obama showed up in Mexico".
Obviously, this Obama entourage is the petri dish of viral plague, spreading their self loathing, unable because they are cowards to commit suicide death, everywhere they go.
Obama is the Typhoid Barack and all of his followers are nothing more than a virus lurking on every phone, every door handle, every shopping cart and every toilet seat.

Thirdly, think of the possibilities, just like any viral infection, now a vaccine can be developed for the Obama Pandemic as one can see the symbiotic nature of Peggy Noonan jungle fever, Stanley Ann Dunham jungle fever and Mexican jungle, pig, people and bird fever, as viruses of a feather do indeed roost together.

Have you had your Obama vaccine today, to ward of ugly innards spread by hisness, Birdie Obama.

Think of the possibilities, an Olbermann vaccine, a Jeanine Garafalo vaccine, with just one injection turns them into normal, pretty, well mannered, American, Christian, Patriots.

Now some might note that the Bible does the same thing by Jesus, but liberals are so busy running from God and themselves, that maybe we can inject a cure into liberals to save them from themselves.

Until then, break open the blue masks, as not looking at ugly certainly cures 90% of the Obama Flu.

agtG