In always putting forth the effort to serve the American Prime Minister, hisself, the one, the epitome, Barry, Birdie, Barack, Triple X, the Zero, Blood on his hands Obama, B.H., Citizen Kenya and the host of other titles Mr. Obama has taken for hisself, I have the solution once again for Barack Obama.This comes on the heals of this blog was spurned by Citizen Kenya worse than what Peggy Noonan has endured in readers will note that I took the time to design a Commander in Chief uniform for Barack Obama with two large gold stars on his shoulders to show solidarity with American Soldiers and show Americans he was capable of leadership........but no Axelrod Inc. chose to ignore my free and valuable advice.
Look though what has happened in Obama has further plunged in the polls. Americans now according to his wannabe luver Pegs Noonan now are terrified of Triple X. If only Birdie had listened to this blog as he had before in fashion tips to have Muchelle stop dressing in ghetto green to his wearing a moustache in Egypt which wowed Mooselums.......my advice proves correct as it always does.
It is therefore time to help Barack Obama again as Americans are terrified of him, his policies and they are starting an open rebellion wearing those suspicious suits and ties at Congressional meetings and once again being termed by the government as a Nazi threat.
What Birdie Obama needs to gain his mojo back with the world public is an eye patch. Women like Peggy Noonan just drool over eye patches. They provide a sense of mystery and danger. They conjure up images of the pirate who everyone loves in the Hollywood version.
Barack Obama needs an eye patch, because he is involved with piracy, is starting the piracy of Africa after swashbucklin' his way through the American Treasury, and we all know Africa is home to the pirates of Somalia..........so Barack Obama needs an eye patch to show the world what a scamp he is.
Look he has manboobs so he can't compete with Vladamir Putin swimming with the whitefish, riding horses in mosquito infested tundra, and according to Lawrence Sinclair, Obama does not have the long fishing pole Vladamir Putin does..........so Obama can never be a Vladamire as in admire........he instead needs an eye patch to be his fashion statement to the world and allure his scorned luvers back to him.
It can all be staged for camera viewers to build up to the eye patch. They can call it the eye patch incident.
Blood on his hands Obama can get off of Marine One, whereupon 12 Ninjas can leap the White House fence. I think at this point his companion Reggie Love, must be the one who Obama shoves out of the way as America is not that in love with Muchelle at this point, and Obama might be tempted to let the Ninja's have her........yeah I know they are actors to make Obama look good, but you never know if some miserable gay guy might not go after Muchelle for his Brian Williams chance to roll around in bed with Birdie.
So Obama shoves Reggie out of the way and does some basketball things like dribbling around the Ninja and the Ninja run away........but not before one pokes Obama in the eye so he can wear a sporting new silk, homosexually designed, mansexual, eye patch to woo and wow the X Jeans and X Genes.
The headline will read, Obama saves LOVE.....certainly be a great deal better than Obama saves "the wife". That title certainly didn't do the Pakistani Mooselum TalEEban husband much good when Obama torched him in his own home.
Note to self: Has anyone looked in the Sinkiang phone book for bin Laden's home address. Certainly be easier as these terrorists must all be in the Yellow Pages over there under Terrorist as Murder Inc. bagged this Pakistani in his home.
This Obama saves LOVE will be all over people's lips and really appeal to the Woodstock dope head seedlings which voted for Obama, aka, Obamaniacs.
I see an entire list of new pet names Obama's wannabe lovers can leg tingle over.
There is Tan Beard, the Jolly Obama, Shiver me Birdie, Run her up the Obama pole and no more will Obama have to deal with Muchelle's pirate's dream, in her sunken chest, as all of these mansexual perverted names will give olde Triple XXX the public sympathy to buy Muchelle some silicon implants.
Yes now I have done and gone let the air out of the tire, as I was going to give Muchelle a fashion makeover.......well more like a veil for her horse teeth, but I was going to give her some breasts befitting Pirate Obama.
I have not yet decided yet though on size as Muchelle is so Amazon butch that I don't think Double D Dyke will serve her as they will be just more peas on the plate.
I'm thinking Muchelle needs Triple X breast implants to match BOHHO in his profane nature and his deadly presence as more and more people die, including America every day with this fella.
Obama has to stop threatening Americans and instead just look threatening. All of the women in Obama's lives from Muchelle, Pelosi, Harry Reid to Boxer are just plain nightmares worse than bin Laden.
That is the last poll Obama needs to find out that Americans fear him more than bin Laden.
Birdie you got to listen to this blog and get yourself two big gold stars for your shoulders and one big eye patch for your right eye.
You will be surprised Mr. Prime Minister what happens when you do the attire.
I was right on the Egyptians and whiskers babe and I will be right that an eye patch and gold stars will have the right effect for America.
agtG
PS: Pegs Noonan says Democrats look desperate.........she must have looked at herself in the mirror in throwing herself at Obama in looking like a whore having a post HIV infection sale.
