I just saw on CBS a Hanukkah commercial by some actor who apparently was Jewish telling men to get their women a paps smear for the Temple Re dedication Holy Day.
I wonder on God's green earth who in the hell at media thinks this stuff up and how in any name someone hearing this pitch agrees to be spokesperson.
What is there next in this Muslim haj for your anal fissures? Obamass Day for your horse tooth cavities?
What started this all was a Chevy commercial which I have been souring on which features Howie Long, former Oakland Raider lineman and hall of famer.
To be honest, Howie Long was never a Carl Eller, Joe Greene or the legendary Randy White. He was a great deal like Chris Collinsworth, an ass kisser who the boys of the Hall of Fame liked enough to vote hisself into a place others more deserving should be, sort of like Barack Obama being where John McCain earned the place to be.
It is all this liberal hog poop though which is all of this. Go to the Rock Hall of Fame and it is nothing but liberals panting after liberals. For goodness sake, they gave Bruce Springstein some Congressional award for being a liberal. You never see a Ted Nugent playing chords at the Hall of Fame, just these liberals.
What bothers me most is not Howie Long, but like Collinsworth on NBC, they both think they are intelligent. Long is pure stupidity and yet he honestly takes hisself serious as Obama does his thoughts.
There though is Long grinning like a baboon attempting to speak about football which was his entire life.......well earth to reality, Howie did try acting, but was so horrid he even washed out of that, until he weaseled his way onto FOX riding behind Terry Bradshaw's persona.
In that, I can not fathom anyone at General Motors sitting down and buying the pitch that Howie Long should be the face of Chevy. Perhaps they want to sell a product that only stupid Obama voters will buy, but that can be the only reason, a Howie Long reminds me of a used condom caught on the shifter in how greasy and wet he always appears, in dripping all over his narcissism.
I look at people like Peyton Manning who does a great job in poking fun at himself, and yet everyone knows he is where he is by hard work and being intelligent at quarterback.
The same holds true for rapper Justin Timberlake who does commercials making fun of himself, so that buyers are entertained and are comfortable with these Americans.
Long ago Bill Cosby, after "I Spy" his waning movie career and television comedies ended, Mr. Cosby became the voice of Jello to Ford, earning spectacular salaries as there seemed to be nothing the Cos would not hawk, and it all worked, because Bill Cosby was real.
This was the days of Fat Albert which filled the gap to his Cosby Show and now his elder statesman work in trying to improve America for all Americans as Martin King advocated.
I watch the world of today and I see people who are famous for being famous. They have accomplished nothing, have no talent, have no abilities, but yet are the news, and yet, most of these types are like Howie Long who have absolutely no talent, happened to muddle their way into a position, and are milking that million dollar cow for all she is worth, hoping corporate America doesn't wake up first.
Marketing is supposed to make a consumer want to buy a product and to have an affinity to the person selling the product.
Rush Limbaugh literally created Snapple, but when the corporates bought Snapple up, they got rid of Limbaugh and Snapple tanked. It has never recovered.
Radio people have that ability from Jeff Rense in what he hawks for his sponsors to Sean Hannity, when your audience believes you are a nice guy and trusts you. That is why Air America people like Ed Schultz have such a time of ever making it "big", is because their audiences are so angry and hateful, they do not trust Schultz anymore than they do themselves.
That was the art of Art Bell in his booming voice and his childlike curiosity could make any subject fun, deep into the late nights of America. The persona is the product many times and just like Mr. Limbaugh when the persona is gone like Paul Harvey, the sponsors leave or the products fail.
Jesse Ventura is once again back, ranting his brand of stupidity, that he is some revolution. Mr. Ventura bankrupted Minnesota when he was Governor there looting things worse in stuffing his pockets with endorsements than Barack Obama........Obama has yet to be exposed stuffing his pockets beyond book deals.
Yet there is Ventura once again acting as an ass, being an anarchist when he had to run from running for Governor in Minnesota as he would have been booted from office who saw what a fraud he was.
Mrs. Ventura is a lovely woman, and Jesse when he is fishing with Kent Hrbek of the Twins is likable, but when he gets onto the stage or in power, he acts like he is still that wrestling act of the The Body Ventura.
So sponsors answering to the globalists keep running ads on pedophile David Letterman joke a impregnation thon. Apparently mansexuals find Howie Long attractive as Jungle Fever types did Obama in buying a Chevy so you too can rub the leather Howie would never set his hairy ape body in.
Do you think for a second millionaire Howie Long drives a Chevy?
I beleive Rush Limbaugh does sleep on his beds he hawks, but Howie Long in a Chevy is about as believable as Obama in Church being repentant.
So Lawrence Welk driving Dodges long ago, I believed as much as the products Jack Benny and Red Skelton had sponsoring their shows. I can understand a company seeing Jack Benny or William Shatner and having them sell their products as talent is there.
Yet I see companies time and again investing millions of dollars in horrid people like Michael Jackson to Tiger Woods and being burned.
Look at the insane catastrophe that Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld stupidity was. What the hell was that in Apple wiped the floor with them with two unknown actors and Microsoft is still being wiped due to that stupidity.
Obviously the ad companies do know what they are doing in Peyton Manning shows up, but when you look around at the deluge of nothing but black people no one knows selling everything from colleges to white teeth, one has to ask in black people not having great deals of money, do not buy these products, just how many Asians, Whites and Hispanics are going to be wanting to be like unknown black people.
I do realize the psychological testing these corporations did in finding that women watch commercials and buy from women fatter, uglier and less threatening than them, (that is why Oprah markets), but why does anyone want to be a nobody or a stupid nobody like Howie Long in buying a product a nobody or dunce does not even drive?
Josephine the Plummer, Mr. Whipple, The White Tornado to Tony the Tiger, all were characters developed that people watched and were entertained for 60 seconds for decades and they built companies like Johnson and Johnson into the money hogs they still are.
Winston tastes good like a cigarette should........
Come on over to Marlboro country........
Don't squeeze the Charmin.......
All were jingles and lines delivered by characters which still run though the mind if you study the old commercials. When I see Howie Long, I just am repulsed and I turn off. That is a huge problem in I actually like the Chevy.
Frankly GM should just have the black narrator who says, "The award winning Malibu by Chevy" doing the selling. I trust that voice and that B grade actor.
Yet American companies continue to find the most offensive for their products, instead of finding the non condom face which makes all Americans want to buy their products.
Howie Long selling OnStar sounds like a creepy stalker and looks like a window peeper outside a Malibu window.
For the millions, if I would use the product, I would gladly sell American products and put the Lame Cherry logo kiss of approval for intelligent and stupid buyers who desire me to do the deciding for them.
Linda Hunt, Drew Carey, Terry Bradshaw are a place to start.
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