Wow, I might have been mistaken on being so outraged that Barack Hussein Obama was spending around 12,000 dollars a night on 3 mansions in Hawaii for family and friends on the taxpayer tab, as it appears now that Obama fled the country after Congressman Nathan Deal of Georgia sent an official letter demanding that Obama produce a real birth certificate.
It all starts to make sense now why Barack Obama had that club hand which this blog alone pointed out as he fled the White House on December 24th, as it was because Obama had been busy trying to forge a birth certificate and apparently worked his fingers to the club, and Val-erie Jarrett, not wanting to be deprived of another free vacation, convinced Obama to flee the United States for Hawaii in search of his birth certificate.
(I realize that normal folks know Hawaii is American already, but Obama thinks America has 57 states and as his teleprompter has not figured out Hawaii is not a territory still, Obama probably thought he was out of US prosecutorial extradition.)
So Obama flees to Hawaii a second time to probably now search through the ashes of the last time he was in Hawaii, incinerating Gram Dunham on an emergency trip where he pulled the plug earlier and performed the actual incineration of all his foreign legal papers Gram had stashed under her bed.
Now though Obama was busy on vacation apparently pasting together ashes while his club had recovered from being worked to a stub in forgery part two.
This is why Obama was so testy, pissy, angry and in a foul mood in his Flight 253 meeting about terrorists as how is he going to tell Republican Nathan Deal that Gram at his birth certificate and got herself and it incinerated by spontaneous combustion, to which Obama tossed it all in the ocean.
It is all Muslim madras Indonesian school problems rearing their ugly head again. First it is the tiger ate my koran excuse, then it was the tiger ate the evidence the Special Olympic kid beat me at basketball and then it was the partridge in Pakistan ate me Indonesian passport.....it just seems that things are always eating up Obama's important, vital and foreign documents.
$120,000 for Obama to flee the country and all he did was make it inside the country and has run out of excuses and apparently scotch tape in pasting incinerated documents together.
It is such a good thing that Bearick Obama, arsonist, fire starter, feeder of tigers school forms, that he has Glenn Beck to fight his battles, Ann Coulter to fight his battles, Noel Sheppard to fight his battles, Bill O'Reilly to fight his battles, or we might have to check the Obama luggage as it is well reported that Obama visited the Hawaiian zoo while there, and I wonder if they are missing a tiger which he will produce at the State of the Union address with the story.........
This is the tiger who ate my birth certificate..........
Sounds completely plausible as Obama's terrorists now have condom bombs in their underwear trying to father Muslim terrorism inside these United States.
This blog though salutes Congressman Nathan Neal for his actually being the first Constitutional official in these United States of America to do their official duty. The light of Nathan Hale, the shimmering radiance of Patrick Henry, the constellation of the Founding Fathers and the American shining city on the hill of Ronald Reagan is Nathan Hale in that effervescent light of the Old North Church, calling out, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
Barack Hussein Obama Sr. was born a British subject. He married an underage girl in Stanley Ann Dunham, making her a British subject according to British mandate and the child Junior Obama is British born under the British Nationality Act.
Thank God for Nathan Neal, United States Congressman, doing his Oath of Office in duty to these United States of America.
God bless America!
agtG
The Charlotte Conservative