Saturday, October 30, 2010

Obama Unplugged

Oh pray tell, where has Newsbusters and all the crack media been in not reporting that Barack Hussein Obama has been stalked by Aids Radicals these past weeks getting under Obama's foreskin?

Leave it to the British Press to actually have broken this story while Noel Sheppard cuddles up with Nina Totenberg or whatever that NPR creature's name is spelled, recalling that Nina is scared of the elections.

Apparently Aids folks chanting at Obama bother him. Apparently the British Press had another group chanting at Obama, but they were not worthy of naming, except Obama just called them the other guys.

I really don't care if Obama blew his cool, even if it shows how thinned skinned the tyrant is, as he catalogues EVERY person who says something quite contrary to Merry Mary Obama.

What I do care about is this.


Yes this, I mean this is really new breaking, news busting and newsie newness.

I have discovered in Connecticut thee only attractive woman in the Democratic party still clapping for Obama.
I know Obama did not have allot of women who were hot as there was that Peggy Noonan, Ann Coulter, Noel Sheppard, Shep Smith and Cynthia McFadden, all of whom were.......well to quote Donald Trump on Rosie O'Donnell, disgussssssssssssttttttinnnnngggg.

I though am fascinated by this woman, as she is hot. Her hair is clean and not greasy. She is not fat. She is not opaque in being phobic about the sun. She even has some form of wedding ring on, looks good in red and is calling attention to her breasts with a low white top.

Even if she doesn't have boobs, she does seem to have a most fascinating mole which one could have intimate relations with as even that mole is attractive.

She does have kitty claws with clear nail polish, which denotes she doesn't like males really near her kitty. (Old profile in short nails means kitty likes a pet and long nails means kitty prefers her kitty not to purr.)

Such a lovely creature with her hair parted on the right, although her dentist appears not capable of giving her a Vanna White smile.

Personally I like her thick ravishing eyebrows and not those thin plucked things.

I realize I am being a bit picky here, but I'm quite used to Sarah Palin, Christine O'Donnell, Kristi Noem, Sharron Angle and Star Parker in the incredibly beautiful Ladies on the Conservative right.
It does though mettle things in observing the Obama females around this rare creature as .........well they have attractive signs.
Do notice though how petite this hot chic is compared to the rather robust rugby, Mrs. Robinson and that Muchelle Obama twin lurking the back............but then as one notices things, one notices this hot chic has a rather vacuous look in her eyes like she is suffering from delusions.

I mean as evidence, if you had a nice autumn Saturday, off from work......would you waste it with sweaty ugly Democratic females, or, be off with your husband, lesbian or not, on some nice maple tree lined trail, the brook chattering happily, perhaps some brook trout loafing in the sparkling waters, the sun glinting off your face as your mate just knows you are the only place in this world they would ever care to be.
Oh the touch of silk undergarments, a nice pair of LL Bean lined jeans, a heavy wool shirt, a heavy canvas duck coat to feel snug and a boober cap to make the world toasty.

Perhaps some chocolate mints in the pocket to share.........and to share a kiss...........and then a little wood crackling fire to sigh in front of as the early sun sets into the poetic scene.........

But no, Obama has ruined all of this for this poor, unfortunate, deluded babe. There she is all pretty like Maureen Dowd and she has to spend her afternoon trying to feel empowered at a stinky rally, with Obama reading a teleprompter, no Gentleman to thrill her heart at home.........and that is her big thrill for October 30th, 2010.

Obama is your biggest thrill in your life and you are not woman enough to vote for Linda McMahon in Connecticut.

How thoroughly sad........like Helen of Troy sitting all alone with only a raft filled with sheep to come rescue you.
It is like Christmas and finding only a lump of coal.
It is like Thanksgiving and getting hamburger helper manufactured in 1961.
It is like............voting in 2008 and getting only an Obama.

I feel so sorry, such compassion for that babe...........I just want to Dan Stark send her a case of Calgon and tell her to "take it all away".

Is this all life holds for Democratic women and those mansexual things? Wasting a perfectly good day God made in a humid human breath enclosure, sucking germs and Obama lecturing at homosexuals booing his butt, and Obama blaming the GOP for not giving any money. (Oh another newsbuster non moment in Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush gave a fortune for saving HIV sufferers, so Obama is caught lying again.)

I think this woman would go into shock if she was adored by me for three minutes as it apparently would be more attention than she has had in her entire existence..........and yes it is an existence, because if all you got is greasy Obama chics and Obama getting brokeback mounted bettered on a lovely autumn day, all you got is an existence.

This must have been what it was like in looking at Sodom and Gomorrah through Angel's eyes, because there just had to be one good looking woman there clapping her hands as Obama's predecessor there was droning on about something, and this gal's counterpart just stood there with this dazed smile on her face thinking that fire and brimstone made such a nice glowing halo on the sky.

Come out of Babylon babe, as I have given you more than Obama has in two years and Democrats have robbed from you in a lifetime of lies.

Interesting choice in one can write about frumper Nina Totenberg or one can break the story of the only good looking woman associating with Obama.........ever..........yet.

Oh yeah, we have to name the babe to counter the whale sounding Nina Totenberg.........I christen her, Felicity Jayne St. Cherry.
The babe probably needs a name change too as she is probably named something earthy like Stephanie Sandlin.

Yeah, she is no Felicity Jayne is no Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell, but put a gun in one hand, a Bible in the other, and a Gentleman to beleive in her in his heart.........and I know she would be voting Conservative.


Reagan used to vote Democratic too until he wised up.


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