I'm completely upset, well not really, but as this blog will publish a week from when I write this, which is right now when you are reading this, I will be completely upset or probably have forgotten about things by now...........but I'm completely upset.
You will remember my infatuation with the blonde goddess photographed with Vladamir Putin and Silvio Berlusconi and my blurting out something about nuptials, but that is besides the point that for some reason this pouty faced, Ann of Green Gables entirely homely attractive pretender to be the incubator of eggs for our children, has not contacted me.
Never mind that my email is off limits and I'm only known to spies, Obamites and other criminals invading my privacy, so this femme eternale would not be capable of contacting me unless she was Russian FSB or Italian Secret Service..........that all shouldn't matter as I would have appreciated a little appreciation in my noting that she was far more interesting than all the big shot Obama males in the stories about Obama whining about how popular other world leaders are compared to his unpopularity.
I therefore must digress to other methods so Anne with an E from Italian Russian Gables will be contacted so that she knows to contact me.
First, I noticed beside Putin was Adolf Hitler's Italian General son, Adolf, brother of David Axelrod. As I don't much care for Obama nor Hitler national socialists, I came to the conclusion that the mafioso beside Putin is the guy who will know who Anne of the Gables is.
What struck me and is the purpose of this blog is this mafioso looks just like three Americans, in I have posted them in Sean Hannity, Tommy Silva and some actor for Obama on a terror watch list named Mark Ruffalo.
It would be kind of cool if you took Hannity, Silva and Ruffalo, put them into a super collider in Europe, twinked the collider a little in putting an energy converter into it, which would transform matter into light energy which is at the atomic source of all life, record the light print of each, and then combine them into one person, who would look just like this guy to the right of Putin or the left in the photo.
I know it is allot of work to talk to a girl of the Gables, and I know the odds of these three men combined would automatically know what the guy beside Putin knows, as he is not even astute enough like none of the males in the photo to see how goddess like this Anne is, but would it not be worth trillions of volts of electricity, the advancement of mankind to have a Star Trek transporter and for a simple email from Anne to me saying, "Thank you for noting how beautiful I am".
I really think it is worth it as Obama spends a billion on a single trip now to Asia. Surely one woman in Europe in the clutches of males who can not become transfixed upon her instead of just Putin and Belusconi or themselves, is in dire need of some appreciation.
I would imagine if I wrote to Sean Hannity explaining my Charlie Brown dilemma, he would not have any idea what I was speaking about. Tommy Silva would probably want to hit my transporter with a hammer and cut it with a saw, and Mark Ruffalo........well he is on Naps Napolitano watch list, and I'm not emailing some Obamite to raise me placing on terror watch lists about the Christian one.
So I figure that what should happen is I will wait until all three of these guys occupy the same space in I will write to WGBH Boston and suggest they tear down Sean Hannity's house and build him a new one, which will include Tommy Silva and then suggest it be celebrity tear down that wall with our favorite terrorist in Mark Ruffalo.
As those sham producers of This Olde Any Garden always like taking vacations like Obama on the public dollar, I will just suggest they film it all in Europe in the Super Collider.
Once that is done, I will with my good friend Dr. Walter Bishop tweak the hardware and interphase these 3 dudes to pop the question to them, "Do you know Anne of Italian Russian Gables?"
If they do not, I promise to the best of my ability to put them back to their triple identities.
Of course, once this is done, I can then be nominated for the Nobel Science Prize and be awarded it for actually doing something, and upon receiving 1 million dollars and my Cherry all over the European press, I know that Anne will read of my fame, and in the numerous parties, gatherings, parades and military exercises which will be induced in my honor, Anne will of course being close to the Russian and Italian leadership will attend one of the functions, and thereby without having my email or ever having it, she will be able to shake my hand and say, "Wouldn't it have been easier to be like Eric Clapton and Patty Boyd if you had just written me a song like Layla?"
To which I would reply, "Some Greeks just launch a thousand ships, but me I put the world into the 23rd century."
Go figure eh?
agtG
easier to get a date with Sean Hannity's staff..........
