Saturday, December 4, 2010

The Feeding of 5000

I was just contemplating God blessing me in turning my fortune into something which could change so many lives for good.

The problem was as I beheld the poor who if they had like 5000 dollars in a bank account, and Jesus like his blessing the fish and the loaves to feed 5000, that, that 5000 dollars would be multiplied to be 25 million dollars.

Now Jesus got away with such things, but if 25 million dollars showed up in my or your bank account, you know the bank would be alerting the Feds in hours in tracking it down.

If it was from some miracle account, the Feds would think terrorism and have Naps Napolitano all over you and the FBI would be knocking on your door.

Then of course the IRS would be demanding their Obama shearing of you at something like 12 million dollars of your 25 million dollar Jesus miracle in taxes.

You would be forever on some Naps terror watch list, and probably have Eric Holder investigating you on some trumped up charges of money laundering even if the money just showed up in your account by miracle.

In all honesty, Jesus could not be a free man in today's Obama world. The Romans and Jewish authorities actually treated Him quite well until they murdered Him, compared to what Naps Napolitano would do.

How long do you think Jesus would last before being arrested by BATF on some Hutatree charges for saying, "The world is going to implode. Wars are coming and I will return after I'm dead".
That last one would have David Letterman, John Stewart and Robert Gibbs howling.........but not over Obama calling hisself a messiah.

So I really do not see how Jesus could do His miracles for modern poor people, as they would have Homeland, Justice and the IRS all over them. The puppy press would be smearing them as terrorists or kooks for this money showing up, and 25 million would become 13 million, which probably half of that would needed to buy an attorney to keep and Obama judge from throwing you into prison over an act of God.

Goodness can you believe the permits Jesus would need now from feeding 5000, in a health food inspection, a permit to have a gathering of people, a permit for sanitation, a permit for the SEIU to clean up, a bill for police security..........and you know Jesus would be having a psychological examination and asked where was his teaching certificate to be schooling people by the NEA.

Abraham, Issac and Jacob couldn't make it being blessed in these Obama times. Noah building that Arc............Lord can you see the environmentalists and Muslims hounding Noah on green and Isalmic issues over that Arc. Jesus would have been seized from his parents, put into foster care, adopted by a gay pedophile and probably executed before his 12th birthday by the Obamacons, as you know Obama made the Dali Lama run through the snow out the White House back door.

When the Obama regime gets in the way of God performing a miracle as Jesus did, then this is not a nation endowed by their Creator, but a nation enslaved by Obama.

nuff said.


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