Friday, January 28, 2011
Breaking: Junior Reagan's new book: Obama has Alzheimers
It is apparent now that Barack Hussein Obama has Alzheimer, or should we diagnose, shadow Alzheimers or Sympathetic Alzheimers as the Marxist man from Kenya has gone from Bill Ayers Stalin prototype to one Hawaiian feces laiden vacation to now becoming Ronald Reagan.
(Did I not tell you that some forms of Alzheimers are from drinking dirty water in which prions or microbes cause dimentia and now here we have proof that Obama was not playing with turds on the beach, but eating the turds as the Second State of Obama is like his Second Childhood he never had, but is now living vicariously through being Boy Reagan from the midwest.)
All of this is exclusive here and shared with Ron Reagan jr. for his next book as this is as much fiction as Junior saying the Gipper was goofy before his time.
For the record, as this blog was exclusive, THEE ENTIRE TENURE OF THE OBAMA REGIME HAS BEEN FIXATED ON UNDOING RONALD REAGAN.
Obama has enslaved eastern Europe to the neo Soviets, Obama has done away with Reagan Human Rights on China, Obama has become colonial overseer to the world in turning stable nations over to Nazi regimes, and I will tell you folks, that Obama started out as George W. Bush on steroids, but is now become Jimmy Carter with Roselyn Carter sized ovaries suffering from a major case of PMS, or Phucking Moron Syndrome.
This mansexual Obama is an epic Freudian moment lasting past it's Warhol 15 minutes of fame to a fossilized chameleon who unthaws long enough in the molten cauldron of Hawaiian manufactured birth to shape itself into a new color to save itself.
David Remnick said it's last lava age thaw was Obama reading a book on Malcolm Little to become black, now Obama has become like that Star Trek lava monster morphing into Ronald Reagan just as it morphed into Abraham Lincoln and being Ghengis Khan the next.
I told you children that John Boehner needs to just give Obama a book on the life of a dog, and Obama will show up with a leash and ask Boehner to take him for a wet on the hydrant.
B. Hussein has gone from the Obamatron being programmed how to read a teleprompter to the last stages of Altzheimers. It is not going to be orders for any more whole cherry pies, but Obama will be ordering up oatmeal and prune juice as he will become 100 year old Ronald Reagan.
I fully expect that he will soon refuse to get out of bed and apply to Social Security on his myriad of fraudulent numbers he has with his name for full disability due to lack of having a brain.
This will probably degrade to Obama having his next press conference from a wheelchair named Army One like Air Force One and Marine One, in which Barry will pull out his CAT scans showing he is like the scarecrow and does not have a brain, and then berate Gabrille Giffords for only being shot in the brain and Tim Johnson for only having his brain explode, as poor Barack, the kid who runs like a duck has overcome so much more in he never had a brain, but now is compounded in suffering from Altzheimer's Sympathy Syndrome without a brain.
All three of these Democrats can then vy for the sympathy vote as each will claim they were born to lead as they follow each other in a wheelchair train, with Obama demanding they all ride in the back as he is driving the bus.
I sincerely ask though in always looking out for beloved leader, our Keith Ellison secular Islamist, Barack Hussein Obama, that Val-erie Jarrett please, please, pretty please, do not allow Mr. Obama to pick any movies to watch as in his state, he might just pick Bedtime for Bonzo and the next thing America will know is Muchelle will have to purchase an organ and peanuts as her Barack becomes Bonzo Obama, grinding her organ to the song of Obama shucking his nuts.
agtG
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