Monday, June 20, 2011

Liberals quit trying so hard


As an exclusive of only this blog, it really must be disposed of, for I presume someone to steal and make money off of..........that liberals like Ed Schultz based on Conservative Flag Ship Radio Stations and liberals like Chris Matthews really need to quit trying so hard to gain an audience as CBS on shows like Lou Grant, Cagney & Lacey, The Good Wife and David Letterman long ago gave up on audience numbers as the propaganda was much more important than the audience.

See there are just not that many liberals in the world Ed Schultz, and liberals do not have it in them to listen. They like watching pictures somewhat, but like those pictures to be ripping Dick Cheney's heart out as Schultz once said.

In that, a liberal like Rachel Maddow, whose name means with God and being a soddenite she should change her name to Rabel like Jezebel as that is more demonic fitting, is playing to an audience which is finite.
Look, unions have been in America for generations, and yet their numbers fell, and never filled the population up, because Americans are just not whiners looking to something to crawl back into, because they are traumatized in being born into this life.

When a union, with high wages, benefits, thugs to beat up your enemies can not entice people to join them for all those goodies, then Andersen Cooper can never hope to gain an audience by a pretend right winger like Bill O'Reilly.

A Conservative enjoys learning, thinking, praying, reading, listening and finds empowerment through knowledge. That is why talk radio and the FOXHOLES gain audience, because more people like to think than to have Oprah doing the thinking for them.

I have some assistance for, let's say Ed Schultz. He needs to be like Mark Levin in beating up liberals on his show, as liberals love that and keep coming back to be punished because they are so miserable in their existence.
Ed though, like his comrades in Katie Couric, instead pamper their audiences, who do love them politically raping Ladies like Sarah Palin in liberals do get off on that, but when you hear Andersen Cooper salivating over men sucking on other men's scrotums or Letterman joking about child impregnation rape on the Palin girls, it isn't funny when your neighbors shun you.

Ed needs to beat up his audience, the same way he beats up a moderate like John Boehner.

Here is an example for all liberals..........

"Yeah next up we have Charlotte in Chicago, welcome to the Ed Schultz conservative flagship radio uber liberalism."

"Ed I want to say that I hate women and they all should have strap ons, to be more like Michelle Obama as being a woman is so confining, and I want to say I love Barack Obama, because his health care will keep my child safe from Republicans".

"First up Charlotte or should I say Charlie, who gives a damn what you want to say, as I hate women too and get paid to do it........"


"But Ed I was agreeing with you......."


"Shut up unless you are saying, Here Big Eddie is a brew, as I love Obama too, but I'm protecting your child from Republicans, now go confine yourself to a bed and breed another lezbo for the Democratic party.........preferably with a Mexican father as we need more Mexican voters."


See that is what a liberal viewer wants and is tuning in for. They hate themselves and want some BDSM to punish them as it makes them feel better. Granted there are not enough liberals to make a real audience, but this is a start.

So in that, someone like Brian Williams, he needs to base his success not on market share, but on other things as follows:

Did Barack Obama allow you to floss him?

Did Charlie Rose have you on his program?

Did at the Letterman cocktail party, lesbians, sodomites, transsexuals, bi sexuals, and your employers you had sex with all still want to have sex with you?

At a special Ann Coulter dinner, were you sat by the gay Republican or given the place of honor next to the dog?

Liberals need to judge and be judged by a different set of success modes, as normal measuring of success has been hindering the liberal icons. Just because no one watches you does not mean you are not successful in liberal terms.
To gain market share, liberals would have to agree with Americans or Conservatives, and say things like...........

"You know after listening to you Franklin Graham, I can see why Obama is a blasphemous demoniac who is going to hell". "

You know after listening to you Jerome Corsi, I'm going to be a Birther too".


"You know after listening to you Sarah Palin, I can see why you are going to be President number 45, like the Colt 45".


See Ed, by doing this, you will please people on the right, and infuriate the liberals who will then all get fired up and be your best advertisements.
They will picket you station, camp out on your lawn, pee in your ditch and poop on your lawn. This will then involve the police, and the evening news and puppy press will run stories on you, and the next thing you know Ed, Elton John will be entertaining you and Sean Hannity will be gushing all about it in being invited.

It's like the Daily Caller which has a few Jeff Poor types on there, but has all these puffy lips Karl Rove Obama voters spewing stupidity on there non stop. You get your liberal message out Ed, but you bring in the Conservatives, Christians, Patriots...........you know normal Americans by pretending you ........well you are one Ed.......but in fooling liberals, you have them tune in trying to save you from yourself, and the Conservatives like listening to that.

Liberals need to quit trying so hard in getting blood out of a beet. Your success must be measured in a different way............like Obama competing against Special Olympics children always have to spot Obama 10 points so he wins sometimes.

In short, you need to be like Johann Banner or as I loved him, John Banner, Sgt. Schultz of Hogan's Heroes who was born of Jewish parents in Europe, emigrated to America after Hitler annexed Austria, and gained fame playing National Socialists............as Banner explained in defending his roles, especially that of Schultz.

"Schultz is not a Nazi. I see Schultz as the representative of some kind of goodness in any generation."

Ed you and your kind, need to put on your Nazi uniform, turn the Americans over to the Obama Gestapo to save yourselves, but always wear your American flag to pretend you are patriotic.

It is not hate the sin, but love the sinner which liberals need to implement, but beat up your liberal audience and love your Conservative listeners.

Sehr einfacher rat zum zu folgen. Very simple advice to follow.

I know the rat part probably fooled the liberals.


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