Saturday, June 18, 2011

Steven Moffat BBC

This is my indulgence.

They say that the first Dr. Who one sees, is always the Dr. Who which fans are joined to and no other Dr. will ever do.

For me, Dr. Who will always be Tom Baker. This wonderful exhibit of Anglo Saxon bloodlines appeared the longest as the Doctor on BBC fictional television and I relished every moment of him.
Mr. Baker was a most interesting sort in he was laying in bed one night and out of work, and decided he would write BBC and demand of them a job.........such things never worked out for me, but BBC upon receiving the letter placed Tom Baker as the next Dr. Who.

For those who do not know the programme, Dr. Who is a Time Lord who travels about in a Police Call Box, which due to dimensional physics bigger on the inside than on the outside. He metamorphoses into new actors when an actor leaves the program, so it is quite brilliant in you always have Dr. Who, but a new version in the same series.

That is what I'm addressing here in Steven Moffat the BBC whatever in charge of Dr. Who is coming out with a new series and the fact is I could contact Mr. Moffat in channels, but then the world would figure out the enigma of Lame Cherry, so like the myriads who desire association with me...........sometimes even I'm denied my wants, and I must for security reasons use an open forum to lecture at Mr. Moffat in how much he needs my creative talent to Tom Baker his coming series.

See Dr. Who is a rather not too intelligent program really. It is like Buck Rogers from the black and white movie days in being campy. The Doctor's chief antagonist are these things called Daleks which I believe Gene Roddenberry stole for his Jean Luc Star Trek in those Borg things which were about as interesting and stupidly moronic.
Daleks want to exterminate everything or some such deal and the Doctor always outwits these clunky R2D2 things whose voices actually are more fascinating than them.

What I ask Steven Moffat is the simplest of things in instead of retiring the Daleks, why not metamrophose them.........crash them into some bionic hearted human and have them rebuild the shattered two forms into..........well let's lift back from the Yanks and call them Terminator Summer Glau.
Joss Wheden found the best actress in the world and Steven I'm telling you that you bring about a new Dalek which is sexy, Summer and part human conflict and cyborg mass murdering psycho, and your new series will explode for what it can be.

Mr. Moffat you are stuck on stupid.........and in seeing the photo of your new Dr. Who in this Matt Smith.........he looks like Obama still running as a duck in Indonesia as a British subject.

Chumley you got to ramp this up and evolve Dr. Who. Do not waste your series on new Star Trek type special effects, but bring in the simmering hotness of Jolene Blalock.........you know you have British actresses who can do this, but kick this in gear in new Daleks in the twins of Glau and Blalock and it will take this programme into arenas you never dreamed.

In that, I'm demanding to be an over your shoulder writer............not to change your work, but to enhance what your ideas are as was proven above, as you accepted Dalek defeat and I just gave you two robotic chics in sparkling black synethetic body suits to make things most interesting.

Dr. Who is Spoc there Chumley..........you got to have some Bones to bring out the emotion in the audience and what better way that two actresses who played Spoc roles but did it with unbridled lust and passion.

Now Steven Moffat it is up to you to figure out how to contact me. You really need this infusion of creativity..........as my thank you for Tom Baker, the greatest Doctor who will ever hold off an assassin with a jelly candy.

.........just the beginning.


agtG