I realize I said I was not going to give advice to Barack Obama as he messes it up all time in going half assed, but baby sister, when you got advice like this, you just got to put it out there, as it just is so juicy it gushes like a snow cone on Bearick's hot little tongue on a Hawaiian heat hot day!
When you hear this, and Bearick reads this, or has Reggie Love read it to him, you are going to know how sub par Dick Morris and Dave Axelrod and Val Jarrett are.........this is how Obama wins 2012, blows the Tea Party out of the water and he doesn't have to do it with race riots.
In fact, baby sis this is a race uniter!
Ask yourself what is Barry's biggest drag on the ticket?
I know you are thinking it is Biden..........some smart A's will say IT IS OBAMA HISSELF, but baby sister, I tell you, when I tell you, as I'm telling you what is being told here to tell you, is that you know that the biggest drag, the biggest big ass weight weighing down B. Hussein is Muchelle Obama, as there has always been too much of her, too much ugly of her, and her ghetto green vomit stupid racism trying to be pretty Jackie Kennedy is what brought down B. Hussein.
Look at the facts of man boobs Obama, all on the beach and shirt open with Charlie Gibson........Pegs Noonan and Ann Coulter couldn't go eagle enough for this boy, as he was so sexy, but as time wore on and Obama refused to take them on a first date..........and took Muchelle instead, Obama's poll numbers started going down as gay boys knew there was not going to be any lolli sucking going on.........and biggest gayster were Peggy Noonan.
So Barack, this blog is giving you political advice you better bank on buster. You are in that cave now in your jock shorts, smelling of smoke, in that ratty old recliner, magazines all on your desk, the widescreen blaring and you looking all like Howard Hughes in his last days..............get your photographer in there and show the world what your wife has done to you.
Show that she rules the residence.............show that Bill Daley is now ruling the West Wing as Muchelle made you get rid of that nice Jew Rahm Emanuel...........show you live worse than Bo the dog.........and point your womenly fingers at that race hater Muchelle who dragged your ass into Jeremiah Wright's religion and started this whole festering mess.
Who was it but Muchelle who has been distracting you with trying to upstage you? Who was it but Muchelle who has been digging up the lawn and trying to feed you poison veggies? Who was it but Muchelle who was attacking your Oedipus daughters in being fat and attacking all those other fat kids in America?
Muchelle is your millstone about your scrawny neck Barry...........cut that cord which ties you to defeat and binds you to oblivion...............get yourself a ho like the fictional ones you had in college.
I nominate first that Chicago CBS anchorette, Cynthia Bowers. Have her dye her hair blonde and rub her butt in public as you introduce her to the world.
Boy you will burning up the waves with this on CNN as Anderson Cooper talks about Bowers dunking your tea bags for you. Everyone will be talking about this, and thinking, finally Barack cut the dead weight and got hisself some prime white meat as that Cindy is one savory Chicago chic.
Ok, so you get Muchelle now on camera in her whining, screaming, pouting and being Muchelle, and she comes out and says, "I had a happy marriage almost in divorce when Barry was getting coke snorted off his thighs in Chicago, but we worked through that in Donald Young went tits up.
I could deal with Reggie Love, but it was that Tea Party which broke up my marriage, as it made Barry experience a mid life crisis, and now he has got hisself a white hussy as he moved on up to that deluxe apartment in the sky!"
Boy, that will run on the press for a month as you dump Muchelle back in that Georgia Mansion and you keep putting out those photoshop pictures like your birth abstract of you and Cynthia lounging by the pool.
Look Barry if Cins won't go along and denies everything, just deep tongue Val Jarrett in front of everyone as that old cow with those holstein tits and her fat thigh skirts is just begging for a little public sexing.
That plays right into BO as you can then blame that tan ho Jarrett too as the reason you are depressed and your regime is tanking.
You know all those black men will hear you Barry..............all that nagging black mothers and wives about, eating your peas, take a bath cause you stink, stop calling out Sarah Palin's name when we have sex, stop asking me if why the kids don't look like you...........you know what them black women are like, and black men need to be emancipated Barack. Go get yourself some trophy wife meat and you are going to have Spike Lee chest thumping that you are the ghetto man finally putting your shadow on a white man's world.
You now need a replacement family Barry and have I got one for you!
Rod Blagojevich doesn't need his as you set him up and threw his ass in jail. Look at Patti, is she not the hottest MILF in the political arena on the left. She is Jackie Kennedy and look at those pretty children compared to those amazons Michelle stuck you with who don't look like you in the least.
Bring Patti to the White House in daisy dukes, let the kids play on the lawn and boy you got the white picket fence dream there of shattered America in all those men now who are idiots raising other men's wives in exchange for sex once a month and their ass chewed every day.
This buzz will carry you all through 2012, and it will have the Tea Party smeared by this, and the GOP dodging this..........and you will loose those black women's vote, but you get the black guys vote, you get the Mexican vote as they all want to nail white women, and those white chics like Pegs Noonan, are all going to come back to your polls as they will think that they got a shot at the lolli again.
Dump the ball and chain and dump those kids who look like someone else fathered them......like Donald Young or some other gay guy. This is the political advice no one will give you.
You want proof you leg dangler?
Ok what did Bill and Hillary do, but go whore it up on the beach. Nobody wants to see fat ass Muchelle on the beach rubbing her pot gut into you.........so you got to get a woman people want to see in beachwear. That is photoshopped Cins and Pats.
Think of it Barack, every vacation you take now will have pictures of the playboy Obama in women all wanting their first date with you. It is your campaign boy. The campaign without race baiting, as you are the race uniter between the sheets.
Granted Reggie Love is going to probably try and bite your dick off or strangle you with floss, but Barry, the NCAA produces a new crop of black boy toys every year, and you know that is why you watch college hoops.........you are checking out the goods and shouting out, "Oh yes bouncy boy from Kansas State dribble my balls" as Reggie is busy doing the slurpee.
So dump Reg like you dump Muchelle........don't have to make it public or Donald Young, as no one care about flaming fags burning out.
Now you know Mr. Obama in how to win 2012. Dump that ugly fat wife you got who gave you children who don't look like you, and saddled you with that pedophile mother Val Jarrett who is always sexing it up wanting to be the hot MILF for the boys and girls.
Blame the women as you are going to be running against a GOP woman, and this is your insulation boy, just run hard from the Vegas VIP room with the centerfold of the month, as you faithfully remain daddy dearest to the Blagojevich children and Patti who is prancing about the white house in tight white shorts all through the winter.
Now Barack you got to go while bbq hog on this. Don't you dare just put Muchelle in the dungeon and take up WWF wrestling with Reggie. As I know you, you always put your stupid Obama spin on things, and it always falls flat.
You need lose the baggage, and that is Muchelle, Val and Reg. You need to bring in Cin's, Pats and .............some big titted blonde like...........oh I know, check this steamer out.
This is Brooke Banner, porn star. You know Anthony Wiener had his porn blonde, so you get yourself your own special assistant. Everyone can search her and find her sucking on a bong, puffing weed and naked in all positions
They will forget about that other uggo you hired in Debs Wasserman Schultz. Banner is the woman who turns gay men straight.........might even work with you in Patti strolls by and says, "Why Barack is that a roll of pennies in your pocket or is that hanuman happy to see me?"
You have no sense Barack. You are not an American. You have no taste in women, and the people you been tasting have left a fishy taste in your mouth. Take the advice boy from someone who is a winner and you got 2012 wrapped up.
Granted I win you the White House, I'm not settling for New Mexico and bonus states, I get to be Bey over everything west of the Mississippi River and that includes Alaska and Hawaii, to run in my hanging judge way with no term limits.
I realize it is a steep price, but boy you just dug yourself into an abyss and now they are telling you to light it to hell fire race blazes.
Why start a fire when you can get rid of Muchelle and get yourself a legacy of Playboy Prez with some prime white icing on your cake?
Already answered that Barry so just do as you are told and you will win 2012.
agtG
