I just love Mick Jagger. Anyone who is such a blatant teenage sinner at geezer age you just got to appreciate his impishness, as he doesn't make it creepy like Hugh Hefner and he isn't like that Sit Twat Twins of Elton John and Paul McCartney.
Put it this way, if you were in a fight with the Russians, would you want Mick Jagger watching your back or McCartney and John? You just know like Sir Francis Drake, Mick Jagger would vaporize Putin in a second and then go ball some big titted Page Three Girl............
See what I mean? Mick isn't like McCartney in marrying some psycho gimp whore with one leg, and isn't John in buying white American babies for sodom........hell no, Jagger gets bumped by Jerry Hall, and he finds a chic with massive titters AT MOUTH LEVEL. I mean Mick is just too cool........he doesn't even have to bend down to blow bubbles in the cleavage!The reason I'm focusing on Mick Jagger is he is set to play a global a hole, probably based on Rupert Murdoch in TABLOID, and of course Mick is going to be great, but this is a plea to Mick as I know I'm internationally read, in getting him to push this beyond bashing Murdoch, as no one wants to see a damned old fossil from Oz when production has this ready for theaters.
No Mick my man, I put this to you brother with your writer Josh Olson.............
Make yourself out to be all the things Barack Obama is not.........not proud British, not America, not real, not Constitutional, not bright enough to read beyond a teleprompter.
No Mick, make yourself out to be an Afrikaan from Kenya, a real white bastard...........opening scene Mick is you racing around in a Rover blasting the hell out of elephants, lions and cheetah on the reserve..........
Ok so you get caught and you blast the wardens too man..........and then when Odinga rolls up, you just write him out a check and tell him to make sure he gets the wardens stuffed right as you want them to match your Muslims you just blasted in Iran.
That is bad ass Mick, and you can play Mick Jagama, which is a far cooler name than Barack Obama.
This will work Mick, as the world is on Obama OD, and wants to puke this coke nightmare from the gut and vent a little for Obama betrayed everyone.
You got all the sh*t Obama pulled, the Gulf sabotage, flooding Americans out of their homes, Buffett stealing the railroads, blowing up piles of Muslims..........hell you can fly in on a Blackhawk, piss on the royal boys, shoot some Sheik and then bang the Princess Kate!
Get a riding crop and slap Barney Frank on the ass and ride him around the Oval Office.......all kinds of bad ass stuff you can do...........you can play Gay Obama too with bitch slapping Chris Rock to the floor and making him service you...............hell get the real Lawrence Sinclair to play the Limo Driver and just like in NO WAY OUT with Sean Young, get Tom Cruise to suck coke off your thigh as you got Cruise in this movie any way.
Oh man put Katie Holmes in this too, the Mrs. Cruise..............run her over with your Beast and then get out and do her in the street as she bleeds..........this is Age of Obama cinema man, you will be pushing X rated and get all the hype that has not been around since Dirty Harry came out with John Milius and that 44.
Push the envelope Mick, it is the way to play this...........get Mel Gibson to play some Brit PM, call him Duke Thug, and write into the script something about running Princess Di over with a car cause she was knocked up by that Egyptian stud....show the fetus too man, make it a Planned Parenthood event, and be proud of that tissue..............put it in a jar and oh yeah, get this Mick, have this big yellow striped tiger tom cat which likes batting at it as a bird in a cage.
This is gold Mick.........strike it man, make this the Obama movie of all time. Go in and mow down the Donald Young character with mortars and call it death by natural causes.......................oh man get this, when you bow like Obama does, instead make it to these hot chics who are all leading the world and do the cunnilingus on them, right on the world stage..........get Chris Matthews to do a cameo and say, "That really makes my leg tingle!"
I'm telling you Mick, don't get sucked down Murdoch's dry hole, go for the tan in Obama. Get Josh to rewrite this man and use my stuff.............I will gladly come up with some more, but we got to be careful as we will turn this into a mini series, but you will be bigger than JR in Dallas if you just follow my lead.
I'll work cheap ok..........just make it some guns, ammunition, a couple if hundred grand........oh and L'Wren Scott your bit booby girl...........as I know you are getting tired of her, and need some new fluff, and she is only with you Mick for photoshops, so send her on over with a framed pair of bra and panties of her's, as there is nothing like getting hot chics of big shots to give you bra and panty sets to frame on your wall, and then when people come over to the den, they say, "What the hell is that?", and then you sit around talking about how cool it all is...........it is better than taxidermy man!
Ok Mick if you use that in your move for Jagama in my life...........it will cost extra, but I will let you have the story of how I was sitting with Princess Di, and I said, "Hey you hose bag, I got this glass frame on my wall just auditioning for your knickers as I got a pair from Princess Grace.............."
I digress, that Princess Grace was thee most lovely of Ladies. She was like out of the league of every man alive, but she could just sit around and make you feel so absolutely normal for being royalty. She was the tops that one.
I think that is enough dialogue as having her all offended and throwing a drink at me, but later having a girl come by with an "apology gift" of her knickers is really sexy.........as who doesn't like having some hot chic having some waitress come by and shove a gift wrapped package in a linen napkin with lipstick kiss on it..........
Now Mick, I know some of my cool life will just make Obama look gay, but you know man that is the deal in this........we just want that bastard act of Obama for the perv stuff, and you can play my life for the really juicy bits that everyone will be saying, "That was too cool........I would give anything to have had a life like that!"
Drop me a line Mick, let's talk, and get Josh to working on something really that will snap.
Mick Jagama...........illegal President of these United States.
Working title man...........put it in the bank!
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