I have decided on a new policy and decided upon deciding that the decision is decidedly done.I have a like for Taiwan. Do not know why, but it probably does not have to do with a Hooters girl I knew there who spoke better English than the English.
It probably has more to do with hating communist China.
Formosa is such a lovely name. Souls flowery, tea like and exotic........therefore we love Taiwan here and hate China, topped with the Jimmy Carter cherry of betraying them as the legitimate government of China and the treason of Harry Truman in handing China over to chicoms.
Where was I?
Oh yes Formosa is a lovely name.
Formosa sits by the Philippines. I don't much care for the Philippines since that Aquino woman was installed to get rid of those old dictators the cartel kicked out. Perfectly good dictators loyal to America.......and then they shut down the Navy base there in that people power nonsense......just no time really for the Philippines, but I'm quite loyal or ..........who knows, but I suddenly have developed a redeemable like for the Philippines in returning to her. Maybe it is Tiger Lily and maybe it is just Ireland is an island too, but it just is more than MacArthur returning and commie Americans all fleeing the Philippine children to their own demise.
I will get to the point after that interlude in Taiwan should tell Obamerica to go eat sh*t buddy. Obama won't sell them military defense equipment and Taiwan is about one sneeze from being a slave island.
That just will not do, so Formosa should say, "Say there you Japanese bastards, we are left out her in the drink alone by Obama, and let's say us go nuclear".
Sounds like a plan now doesn't it?
Japan fires up those hot jets it makes, starts selling them to the Philippines, Vietnam.......yes they are commie, but good crooked commies who hate China, and Formosa, in a nice economic pact...........a sort of ring of fire.
You can invite South Korea in too, but they like Obama and even with Heinz Ward and all those sexy Korean chics, I just don't know if I want them in the club. Though I'm no dictator here, those Asians can decide who they let in as this is about Japan and Formosa.
Ok for the real fun, they have a party, a sort of Dawn at Midnight thing. I have had enough of this nuclear test thing underground as..........craters just are not impressive. No, for Formosa and Japan, they need to light up a radioactive torch in the South China Sea in those waters, as you want all those Peking birds to see the show.
Make grand news really, and the Chicoms will be all a tizzy..........population will go wild so the PLA will have to redeploy to crowd control instead of crowding Taiwan.
Where was I?
Sorry watching television and my mind is on the Philippines.
Any case, when morning comes, to America, the King of Formosa or Queen as they have a powerful chic there running things too.........she goes on FOX and when asked about nukes says, "Listen her Roger, FU, you dirty Obama voting traitor. You might suck dick, but Taiwan pulls dick and says, "suck on this you Peking commie" as we got 1500 of these thermonuclear buggers made in Japan, and they got 1500, and I don't know how many other countries do, as I don't care as I got mine.............if Peking screws with us, we nuke em a thousand times over. If they piss us off, I've got plenty of nukes to keep seeding that South China Sea with dawn at midnight. We are crazy with freedom in Taiwan, so suck sushi you dicks".
That pretty much does the policy. Taiwan is free as Japan, and they got good economic growth in trade in war, as Obama trades their land for his hope and change.
For the sake of the free Chinese, Taiwan must go nuclear with the help of nuclear Japan. Japan has piles of unassembled weapons and just needs to start selling the kits to Asians in need of security.
Only safety they have in Obama trip wires.
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