You know if Jim Lehrer would have pulled out a gun and shot Mitt Romney, the liberals would have just gushed about Lehrer the way they did about little state Martha Raditz or whatever that shrews name is, as Obama voters just loved Joe Biden's attempted homosexual rape of Paul Ryan.
See that is what you children missed in this. This was not Wall Street Journal drunken Joe at the end of the bar bullying people or Andy Bean going on about Biden being brain exploded. What Joe Biden was reinacting was the old fag butt raper always after a new piece of ass.
'I'm not a fly on the wall'...
TRICK OR TREAT: FREE CANDY!
This Candy Crowley for example. As a shemale she is perfectly safe from Barack Obama as he has that at home. Mitt Romney of course might end up being torn in two by Candy and Barack as they fight over him.
Originally I had hoped this was Monica Crowley that blonde thing conservative's sister, but Candy is........well of a different branch of the missing link than Monica, even if Candy dyed her hair blonde.
I know that for debates America should just put this all on the venue of women who are attractive. I have nothing against geezers like Jim Lehrer as he is quite pretty, but should not we have on stage a woman who everyone would say, lesbian, sodomite, normal and bestial that they would tap that if she would assume the position?
I mean Candy Crowley would be fine at a Catholic boys school threatening those little perverts to fright they would never get an erection again. She would work at a girls college making certain the whores turned back into virgins, but at debates one needs some enticement as one's mind wanders to keep the audiences attentions.
Why is not Keiran Chetry asked to moderate or some other snatch showing talking head? Debates would rival football games then as everyone would be waiting to see when she shifted her legs and we could see who the real man was in the debate as they shifted their johnsons after getting a view of beaver country.
Perhaps if Candy Cutie was her name and not a sinister croaking bird, Candy might have turned out looking like someone showing their legs off on FOX news, but right now she is just scarier than Joe Biden and name change will not help.
So it would be a good thing to only have hot looking women as moderators as no one would care what they would say like Candy, but at least people would enjoy watching.
To help viewers this blog advocates printing up some photo of a Lame Cherry model and holding it over Monica to help their attention spans, and so they do not ghetto green vomit upchuck.
People should not be subjected to things like this and as voters have their votes flipped by Scytl, should not we have our moderators flipped for a more numbing effect on the psyche. Everyone can not be gay. There have to be a few breeders who are into sex for normal reasons and not to be gay parades.
No viewer should have to be distracted in wondering about too many X and Y genes and have nightmares wondering what got up her privates. Debates should not be fag in Obama being fag or Biden being dirty old fag, with geezer Lehrer shocked by the fag and Martha wondering why all the men in her life turned fag.
I say from now on that we only have moderators who gay people would turn straight for. It would make everyone happy and Candy Crowley could.........well be employed as the Russian communist bikini woman spokesmodel. Russians like this look in a woman. I do not know why but Candy would be a treat in Russia. We all win and will feel better about American election theft.
Thank you and have a nice time.
agtG
