As my bitching about rich people is such a burden and I can not afford free advice, TL and I have consulted as my cursor is freezing today from all the surveillance in the feudalists most interested in the Wormwood Tidal Wave, exclusive in matter anti matter from FOX.....sorry that would be Rush .....sorry that would be Levin...sorry that would be Fang Jinn......sorry, guess that information like all is only available here by God's Grace in destitution.
So any way, after consultation with TL who must be obeyed, we have decided unanimously that I should be hired by Homeland Security.
I think this is a great offer for I promise not to be Edward Snowden.....not that Control would ever be donating money or sending me on secret missions.
I promise not to load NSA computers with blueprints and jet off to Hong Kong......to many people in China and after Obama take out left such a bad after taste, I will refrain from Chinese except in take out from American Chinese.
What else.....
Oh I promise not to defect to Moscow. I like Putin and all, but ......well they have nice garden vegetables as I grow Krim varieties, but .....well I will go shoot wild animals in Russia, but I will not take NSA secrets there, as I know everything and what is the point telling all you know, when Edward Snowden can be hired for the job.
What NSA gets or Homeland......
Hmmmm, they can not have to get warrants to spy on me as I will be sending them emails about things to be posted......if they are not contrary to God's Will, I would even tell them things they are interested in, as long as it is not finding people to drone assassinate them. Not that I have a problem with killing people, it is just the problem is the regime is too drone happy in murdering people, and I always have a say in who gets offed, as look at Egypt in Obama cages Mubarak and the military cages Obama's Muslim Bro troll.....right back to crescent one, and no sense in getting rid of people for people who will be checked.
I want something like a CIA Director Salary with benefit package. Want a 50 something overweight woman who looked like my 5th grade teacher who would bake nice things and bring them to the office.....oh yes I want an office, as I would just like an office in being head of the Lame Cherry Department of Forensic Intelligence and Spiritual Warfare....oh want an eagle clutching arrows and not olive branches and the head turned toward the arrows as that Truman stuff of looking toward peace causes nothing but Obama war problems.
Oh and I will not answer to Janet Napolitano nor go skeet firing with her. Prefer to answer to the intelligence head of the shadows like Control as those types stick around.
I get all weekends, holidays with a month's vacation and I get overtime for working things. I want a badge, a 38 Special in Ruger, an AK 47 with banana clip, a Remington security special 223 pump and a Remington 870 shotgun...all which retire with me.
Oh prefer a custom grade 22 with my own design silencer, 12 inch length, synthetic covering for grip and control so as to be comfortable when fired rapidly.....detatchable and matt finish black.
I get to retire when I say and none of that forever a spy once a spy.....and that includes my children not being looked at.....although you can look at suitors as that is acceptable.
Sorry got logged out but now am back.
This would all be much more legal and civil. The regime hires terrorists all the time. Gives them Libya and things......missiles. Lets them burn down forests. Not like I am asking to do any of that, just a job and I will email the NSA what I am up to, and not go to foreign lands unless I plan on shooting things to eat.....like pintails in Mexico.
I could then get real WIFI and Homeland would not be freezing up my old computers that I am so rich in in destitution. Everyone would be happy and all would be on the same page.
I do not want to be Edward Snowden.....name is Lame Cherry as there is no snow in that name. I keep my word on things and could care less who rules the world as Jesus is going to zap your asses any way. None of it is my business or concern.
There will be no problems with me as I never was deluded to vote for Birther Hussein, so I am not let down about things.
Lame Cherry just knows all. Baby said so, and that is not a crime nor is it worth getting warrants for.
Oh I want a government car.......no big ass SUV, black, and government tags so I can speed down the highway and Iowa trooper robbers will never dare stop me as I will put Naps on them. Need a credit card for gas too and snacks for road trips. Not like I will abuse it, be like 500 dollars a year tops.
Just email me where to email you with the posts and as you have all my information, just do a retroactive bank deposit for the past 5 years in wages, as you have been using my stuff that long and all is a done deal.
Yes Madam Under Director LK Cherry. Has a comforting ring to it.
Offer is on the table.
Post Script: Oh yes, last job got to kill people. What is Homeland policy on what is acceptable in numbers of people that can be sanctioned? Not like I will overdo it and be like Obama hosing the life out of hundreds of thousands, but being a company woman I would of course abide by the department rules.
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