Saturday, December 26, 2015

That Other Jesus

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I really am fed up with liberal religtards who keep quoting things about Jesus like they know Him.

You have heard the following liberal talking points.

Jesus was homeless.

Jesus was a refugee.

Both of those liberal lies are pure bullshit.

Jesus had a home.  It was called a WOMB. He had that home, because Mary did not abort Him.

Jesus had a home. It was called Nazareth. The reason Jesus was born in a manger in Bethlehem is because the regime was taking his parents too much, and the regime forced a pregnant woman out into the winter, so the regime could do a head count to tax the population.
The Family of the Nativity was in a barn, because the town was filled up with more displaced people out of their homes, having to show up to be taxed.
Yes another moronic government idea to steal money from people.

When Joseph, Mary and Jesus went to Egypt to escape being murdered by King Herod, a foreign king, they were not refugees. They were well provided for by the Wisemen of the east who had provided gifts to the Christ child, expensive gifts that this family could live in comfort on for years.

The point is in Jesus was in Bethlehem and Egypt, because of regime policies, exactly like the Obama regime in over taxing people to oblivion and attempting to ration death to them, in making them enemies of the state.

As usual liberals are liars and void of Christian understanding, in blasphemy about the True Nature of Jesus the Christ.

Oh and for the reality, Jesus appreciated and appreciates swords, so it is certain Jesus is fond of assault rifles in all forms.