Monday, May 16, 2016

One Must Include Geometry For Wild Sex

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

TL was just telling me about cocks breaking off in India........apparently they are into cowgirl sex over there as the Indian women break off about 1600 cock a year.........the victim hears a big snap and that is it for monkey pole ride by cheetah.

Apparently all those well educated Indians, of British schooling that Silicon Valley is importing do not include mathematics in their lewd copulation, which questions a great deal in why Disney, Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates are replacing these fumduckers with Americans who included advanced math during wild sex.

Ok here is a sex diagram of cowgirl position so all will understand.

____ /

The male is the _____and the female is the /.

Obviously the male erection in this position is pointing in the opposite direction if approximately 90 degrees. Now add to this the physics of all women are not Aishwarya Rai.

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Most Indian beefers look like this:


You add a little squirt like Dinesh D'Souza and of course you are going to break a cock off, as it is like putting your finger into a garbage disposal.

To assist the Indian fumduckers employed by Mark Zuckerberg, here is the correct mathematical formula for cowgirl sex.

The male reclines by the headboard at 45 to 60 degrees, and then his hairy, beefy, sweaty Indian woman weighing 400 pounds mounts, and providing with all that fat there is not spontaneous combustion in a huge oil fire plume, there will not be any broken cocks involved.


I can not though vouche for no on male drowning in their own puke from rancid Indian ass or having to look at an ass as large as Muchelle Obama's cellulite rippling and ...........there is not any math to save a man from drowning in his own puke from ugly cowgirl sex.

Nuff Said