Monday, June 6, 2016

That Ted Cruz Ooze Balls Experience

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

After all of us have been imprisoned on this political subway of the ConCon's for Cruz, who are epitomized in the moonbats of Dave Blount, Glenn Beck, Erick Erickson and Bill Kristol in this 3rd party nonsense and convention intrigue, the picture it all reminds me of is a fictional bad porn nightmare, where you are stuck in a tunnel train, with Bill Kristol seated across from you in a raincoat, masturbating to a photo of Ted Cruz.

It all though in David French ended like much of the Mark Levin basement dwellers, in having jerked off for hours at net porn, The View and the Popular Mechanics ads section, never achieved an ejaculation, but just a sort of burning discomfort as the man's balls just sort of ooze semen from them like puke and all that you are left with is a sticky mess that Mummy has to clean up, as Erick Erickson tells Mummy it was Gatorade as he emails Heidi Cruz for another photo of her replace the last seven she sent.

So there is Bill Kristol on the tunnel train, under his sweaty raincoat, eyes gripped shut, a spot on the front, as something drips wet in puddle on the floor, and no it has not been raining.

Ladies, ask your husbands and boyfriends, about it and they will get that look and admit to the ooze balls experience and how it is just like this Cruz massage for installing Hillary Clinton in 2016 AD in the year of our Lord.

These cucks never can cum on time as their problem is they do not know how to cum at all.

Nuff Said