As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
My reaction to the Thank You from the Trumps, to hunters, fisherman and I suppose trappers, even if they are not listed for this party of the rich and wealthy, is one of where money will be donated to Conservation charities who have too damn much money like ALL game departments wasting those revenues while nature suffers as pricks no one would ever want to go hunting with, sit in luxury.
TMZ obtained a draft of the invite for "Opening Day," a massive party that will be thrown at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center in D.C.
The attire is "Camouflage & Cufflinks ... Jeans, boots and hats are welcome."
Now, here's what you get ... for a price.
-- BALD EAGLE PACKAGE ... a private reception for 16 guests to rub elbows with Donald J. Trump. The package includes a "multi-day hunting and/or fishing excursion for 4 guests with Donald Trump Jr. and/or Eric Trump." You also get 85 VIP guest tickets to the event. Price: $1 MILLION.
-- GRIZZLY BEAR PACKAGE ... private reception for 8 people to meet and greet Donald J. Trump. The hunting/fishing trip is also part of the package. It's a scaled-down version of the Bald Eagle Package. Price: $500,000.
There are other packages as well. As for the entertainment, Alabama and Toby Keith will perform.
I do have some advice for Donald Trump jr and Eric Trump, as I would rather be eaten by a grizzly than have to suffer from Alabama and Toby Keith wildlife sounds.
Durafan. Get your EPA to legalize this pesticide for corn root worms, and then sanction it for people in rural areas to poison all of these damned large predators killing all American wildlife. John Boroughs advocated wiping out grizzly bears, wolves, lions and coyotes.
Make it a national program at USDA to grow wildlife and that means acres of SWITCH GRASS for wildlife. This produces habitat for game and non game species.
REDUCE license fees at the federal and state level to get people hunting again so they can afford it.
BEGIN shooting clubs for skeet again, and have President Trump promote it and NOT golf.
Put your wives in FUR as it is a renewable resource and trapping and snaring is the only effective means of harvesting predators.
FIRE all those goddamned USFW, BLM and whatever other armed shit is college boy ruining our wildlife conservation as they terrorize Americans, and hire rural people.
Send your Russian advisers to open up Russian firearms sales to Americans who are poor, and crack down on foreign ownership of American gun companies which are gouging the hell out of Americans....make ammunition CHEAP again as was national policy under John Olin.
Lastly, there is an entire multi million dollar wasted business in "tracking predators". Shut it down and start putting the money toward HABITAT, HABITAT, HABITAT, not owned by the state, but by individual landowners as it is not the king's deer nor the people with money who can afford the high prices now, but it is the PEOPLE'S NATURE.
Finally, this does not look like a Thank You but a giant FU to the people who are poor and voted for your father and expect people to stop wasting money on worthless charities and implement policies which are effective and will return wildlife to Americans, instead of managing America one giant kill zone for the elite.