Monday, January 9, 2017

A more modern Job......Vocation Descriptions

In this Sept. 15, 2016, file photo, U.S. Chief of Naval Operations Adm. John Richardson testifies on Capitol Hill in Washington.

Chief Petty Zuckcocker USN

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

Now that the Navy has rejected faggot job titles like messmen are now called culinary specialists, when the terms slop, grub and shit on a shingle are neither culinary nor is anyone specialized in KP duty, it is time to place before the American public some job titles for those who are now fired......relieved of political service to America.

Like Michelle Obama with her two zip code sized ass and apetard brain, could be described as the Gluteous Maximus Fat Depository for Postal Zones 5 and 6.

Birther Obama could be titled, the Faux American Transexualized Muslim who prefers boy butts.

Speaking of boy butts, John Podesta could be known as the Pedophile Pizza Practitioner formerly in charge of the Clinton campaign.

The Clintons...........Hillary could be known as the Le quatre perdant or the Four Time Loser. See putting things in French makes all sorts of disgusting things sound quite appealing.

Here try this: 

Violeur perpétuel

Bill Clinton the perpetual rapist sounds much better in the above job title.

Then again, some things like Hässlich wie eine Schafvotze, might sound noble at first for Chelsea Clinton, but when you remember Chelsea's face, you just know that Hässlich wie eine Schafvotze just looks like Chelsea Clinton has a face like a sheep cunt.

Now I realize there are not many Basques who read this blog, but I can promise that Donald Trump jr. out hunting on the plains of Montana has looked up from a mule deer hunt, to see a thousand flopping, big lipped, sheep anuses bounding away from him, and thought, "That looks just like Chelsea Clinton's face......on a good day."

The attractive thing about sheep is that they do not have bulging teeth like Chelsea Clinton, of course after shoving twin lambs out of that area a half dozen times, the open for business probably produces limpness in males who do not have lamb size dongs. This would be the ewes and not Chelsea Clinton, as I do not believe her mouth has birthed any sheep.

My apologies as this is about job description titles and not about how much Chelsea Clinton's mouth resembles a sheep's anus.

That though should be a good place to end this as the job descriptions of Paul Ryan and John McCain do not sound all that appealing in any Cockzucker language.