Sunday, May 6, 2018

John McCain had a Funeral

Thanks Johnny for Keeping Rationed Death for Americans Alive

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

With the death of John McCain sometime happening, he has leaked his funeral pageant to the public, so that we all will be  talking about it, and demanding tickets.

It is only fitting that John McCain has chosen to star at his event, the image of Birther Hussein Obama, a Global Marxist that Johnny assisted to overthrow the 2008 elections and has included the Obama wife, Michelle's paramour in George W. Bush, when he is not drunk, doped and groped by shemale Michelle.

Included in this is Vice President Mike Pence........Pence included with a Marxist and fake Christian.....what an interesting trio it will be as Obama starts off with the Muslim Call to Prayers, George W. hits on the widow as he sucks coke out of her navel and Mike Pence becomes animated with grief as the drama will be if his tears melt him like the Wicked Witch of the West.

Donald Trump is not invited..........after the President put Cindy McCain into a government position. Fitting for the loyalty McCain showed Americans in his silver spoon life.

Former Presidents George W. Bush and Obama are expected to deliver eulogies at Sen. John McCain's (R-Ariz.) eventual funeral, NBC News reported Saturday.
The news that the two former presidents plan to speak at the event comes amid revelations that those close to McCain have informed the White House that they plan to have Vice President Pence attend the senator's funeral — but not President Trump.
The New York Times reported earlier on Saturday that McCain's funeral is expected to take place at the Washington National Cathedral.

There is already an advertising sign set up at the National Cathedral to alert the world of the coming attraction.

I though am more interested in the additional guests in part 4000 of the McCain funeral manifesto as this event apparently takes several days of mourning to accomplish.

First up to appear will be Meghan McCain, sampling all of the funeral food, and gaining twenty more stone.
The funeral directive requests dishes with cream sauces and fudgy cookies.

From Vietnam, will appear the embalmed General Giap, who will eulogize McCain in thanking him for betraying America in Vietnam as other POW's were tortured and murdered.

Code-name: "Songbird", McCain made 32 propaganda videos for ...

Code-name: "Songbird", McCain made 32 propaganda videos for Hanoi denouncing the U.S. for special treatment. Showing 1-5 of 5 messages

For those interested in music, the National Nazi Boy and Girl Choir from Ukraine will serenade the mourners with selections of John McCain's favorite tunes:

Oh Pity Me!!!

Oh please don't let Benedict Arnold be Misunderstood.

Only the Lonely can Play

and Ride of the Valkyrie

McCain Met Actual Neo-Nazis In Ukraine | The Daily Caller

Republican Sen. John McCain of Arizona once met with a well-known right-wing nationalist party in Ukraine in 2013. The senator took a trip to Kiev, Ukraine, where he spoke to thousands of protesters gathered in the city's main square to protest former Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych's ...

In a fitting patriotic tribute, the 134 killed United States Sailors on the USS Forrestall who John McCain murdered while playing a prank on  deck, will appear from the grave, each holding a John McCain candle as several moments of silence will be observed.


mccain the hero nearly sunk an aircraft carrier & killed 134 sailors via lew rockwell

In a lighter moment, the Budweiser Girls will appear in special Short Shorts Mourning Attire, where they will gather around the casket,  weep loudly and then break open a Bud and say, "THIS BUD'S FOR YOU!!!"

Beer Money: The McCains and the InBev, Anheuser-Busch Deal ...

Cindy McCain, the wife of Senator John McCain — who inherited a Phoenix beer distributorship that is worth hundreds of millions of dollars — will reap a tidy windfall from the $52 billion sale of Anheuser-Busch to the Belgian brewer InBev. But exactly how much she will make from the deal, which ...

At this point, a 21 gun Muslim Salute to John McCain will be unleashed in Muslim outrage. In this, the National Cathedral will be shot up, with Bibles burned, icons broken and Jesus statue crucified again.

McCain Poses With Alleged Terrorists -- Proof That ...

The photo of John McCain posing with terrorists and kidnappers in Syria encapsulates, perfectly, everything wrong with the position of McCain and others that the U.S. ought to insert itself into Syria's civil war. It was revealed this morning that McCain, during his personal mission to Syria to meet ...

Lastly, a huge funeral procession will take place of all the Mexican invader vermin will take place on Pennsylvania Avenue, as the Neo Americans, John McCain replaced real Americans with.

McCain: Illegal Aliens 'Deprived' of the 'Rights of Our Citizens'

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) spoke at ... would help the estimated 11 million illegal aliens in the U.S. "I also support ... U.S. border with Mexico should be secured ...

Like all of us, I am putting in for tickets for the John McCain funeral. I have especially listed my favorite acts to get the tickets as one has to list in order their preferences as this is sure to be a revolving audience of millions.
My preferences are:

I want to see Meghan McCain getting fatter on Oreos.

I want to hear the Ukraine Nazi Boy and Girl Choir serenade John McCain's corpse.

I want to experience the dead Forestall Sailors burning candles for comrade McCain.

 I do hope that I get my choices as I am not particularly interested in the rather strange parts of this funeral, where ropes are put on McCain as a puppet and he signs Yankee Doodle Dandy or the part where Mark Shelds and David Brooks debate who was the greater Senator in John McCain or Teddy Kennedy.

Please though wait a bit for your ticket requests so my request I submitted is not lost in the millions as I really want to be like everyone in paying last respects to the great John McCain.

Yankee Doodle Johnny


Nuff Said