Tuesday, May 22, 2018

The Dearly Departed John Brennan.....

Do cyanide caps come in fruity flavors?

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

With the dragnet now closing in on the homophilia bully John Brennan in his Islamocommunist worship as he threatens the President one day and Congress the next in the worst Twitter stalking ever, Roger Stone has weighed in on this matter of the high crimes of John Brennan and his treacherous associates, in advocating that Brennan do something honorable like Reich Marshal Herman Goering  of the Nazi's and commit suicide.


 cyanide capsule

“John Brennan should pop the glass capsule and take the cyanide now,” Stone told host Amanda House, Breitbart News’s deputy political editor. “He’s the perp who started the entire Russian dossier matter. He’s lied about it under oath. He’s going to die in a federal penitentiary.”

 I am reminded though of Rahm Emanuel and Birther Hussein's mantra in never wasting a good crisis, so cyanide seems a bit not dramatic enough.
I mean we don't have to hire a hit team like they did for CIA Director William Colby for wanting to protect the system in drowning him in his canoe......besides Brennan is such a big fat man that no boat could carry him, but perhaps there are options that John Brennan and Hillary Clinton could explore.

the barbell has accidentally fallen and I can't get up

It is not any exception that Hillary's name is mentioned, as we all remember the Clinton associate who was about to turn evidence and a barbell fell on his neck. Perhaps the rainbow ribbon wearing Brennan could be at the men's club with the other homosexuals and somehow a barbell could fall on him as happens to Clinton associates.

In thinking in Rahm Emanuel terms as this was an Obama operation, how about blaming the Russians. John Brennan could crack a tube of Polonium 210, go monster face and be tits up, with Vladimir Putin notching another corpse to his bed post.

Pb 210

Then again, Brennan could do the chemical weapon thing, as the British MI6 unleashed that on a Russian and blamed Moscow............but the problem is the Russian got better, and did the kid, and unless Brennan is a dog as a pet dog was all that went tits up, and if this is morgue address, Brennan had better find a better prescription.

 More dangerous than aspartame Cola

I like the exotic. On Hogan's Heroes, Andrew Carter was partial to Cobra Venom. I realize that is a bit on the wild side, but  how about that for a headline:

Cobra Slays Spook.


I am sure that something could be worked out before John Huber puts the cuffs on John Brennan. Maybe it could be something like the lovely heroine Lisa Page could be attending the opera, and out of the shadows someone hideous ogre appears, attempts to grab the Frau Page, who fights off the ogre from practice in fending of Peter Strzok and John Brennan as the ogre is chased up on stage, climbs a rope, swings from a chandelier which bursts into flames burns down the theater.
Hell if Brennan stages it at the National Cathedral with John McCain's corpse on the pyre, it would be a two for one, but waiting around for McCain to die from friendly cancer is something that should have Brennan maybe figuring on something else.

Trump is the Insane one

Yeah that is the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but I don't think Brennan could play the organ with those meat fisted hands he has.

Maybe there should be a reality show in John Brennan offing himself weekly and the audience voting in suggestions for the next week. It of course would have to be things you had a chance of surviving as falling into tree chopper is sort of a one way ticket.

It should be more something like an umbrella with a poison pellet, sort of Russian Roulette with umbrellas.

Poisoned umbrella and radioactive tea: How Russians in UK ...

In 1978 Georgi Markov was jabbed with an umbrella which fired a poison pellet into his ... agent used in 1978 to kill the ... bid to kill a Russian spy as ...

It could be like six pellets on a table and it would be like gum ball machine would dispense one, load it into the umbrella and we could all anticipate when some shadow figure would appear on screen and give the star a jab.

I once heard that the CIA infected targets with heart disease in a scratch from a woman's fingernail during sex. I am all for that, but I think everyone would puke in seeing John Brennan have sex with a prostitute, little alone legal age teenagers who looked 8 years old.

Then again what about auto erotica asphyxia like Robin Williams with a rainbow necktie. Can not we all in support of homophilia in showing the gay colors, because is it not as Clinton's Surgeon General said in Jocelyn Elders, "Senator these people are all going to die anyway..."

Joycelyn Elders is Back! - The Rush Limbaugh Show

You remember Joycelyn Elders? She wanted ... But what else was she famous for? (interruption) Yeah, we're all gonna die. ... She's a former surgeon general!

Well John Brennan is not immortal, so should he not be like that gay protester who lit himself up with gasoline for the cause. It doesn't have to be a rainbow neck tie, maybe it could be.........

How about 101 ways sticking things up your anus can be lethal.

The Attack of the Killer Gerbil eh?