Saturday, August 11, 2018

My Dick Tracy Phone

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

The above is a photo of my actual emergency carry phone from Tracfone. The one on the left is that fire hazard HTC from that crooked company in Taiwan who screwed me over and I can hardly wait for the Chicoms to nuke Taiwan over this as HTC sucks the entire rice paddy.

The reason for posting this is to show a regular cell phone and then there is my smart phone. I have thought of updating this phone from time to time, but it is so PETITE that I would be foolish to change it out. I think I paid under 15 dollars for it 5 years ago and it is the best phone I have ever had. That little thing has great reception, never loses signal, I can actually get the internet on it, as in that inch and half screen is what you see. I never use it for that. The last time I think I used it online was downloading a picture of Ruby puppy for my background. This is my emergency phone and it is the perfect carry phone.

Since the NSA stopped spying on me through this phone, it stays battery powered for days, like a week if left on.

I watch people glued to their phones and I do not understand it. This LG phone rarely leaves the house and in most cases it is in a little eyeglass case I found for it to protect it.

No my LG is not the phone for most people, but I am not most people, as I am not wed to the thing. I choose to leave it at home. Choose to leave it off, and in all honesty after being with TL in the metro I had like 3 years of phone access, so it sits there for free, which is sort of better than Verizon 90 dollar a month phones on a 2 year contract.

I did something a few years ago, which I do not even know if Tracfone still has available in I purchased a double your minutes upgrade which is an interesting feature in I think I have on there about 20 hours of  talk time which I do not know anyone I would care to talk to that long.

LG is South Korean and they make good things, because South Korea is a nazi state and very good at what they do. I will probably have this phone past Jesus coming back as it is the best phone I have ever had. It is my Dick Tracy phone and thank God I blundered onto it.

Just would like to blunder onto a Remington pump in 760 from the 1950's. The two are not interchangeable, although I would enjoy talking to the gun more than the phone with a person on the other end.