Thursday, August 9, 2018

When Mormon Pussy Is Not Enough


No, no, Mormon give me great time. I get trip to America, books I
don't read, a white pussy to ejaculate in and then I come back home rich man.


 

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

You know them Mormons are hot after them darkies, like Jehovah's Witnesses and Baptists. Catholics and Lutherans like them around to donate, but not in the pews with the white folks, but them Mormons can't wet a line far enough in the world to find some new darkie to do what Mormons do.

That is the problem in this in the junk store had these two fancy books in the religious bin that I picked up, and lo and behold, it was Mormonism. That was odd as we don't exactly drip Mormon around here and here were two Mormon books, and they were gold leaf owner named too boot on the front cover to Jasbir, and then other which was the big mother to Jasbir and Jessica. Sounds like the darkie got himself some white meat.......but then I got their books.

So that of course means that Salt Lake sowed  pretty hard on this darkie and he had enough of that Mormon stuff and moved on to something more darkie friendly. I liked the notes in the books, as Mormons like to write a hell of alot in religions books apparently as they are really anxious to stress points.

This was 8 years ago so here is the first book in three parts Book of Mormon, Doctrine and Pearl of Great Price.

Dear Jabir,

I want you to have your own personal copy of this priceless set of books.
Each of those are so special to me.
I pray the Lord's choicest blessings for you and your family.
May these books be a guide to you on your journey HOME.
Your brother, Elder Flake (or something like that)





OK after the gold embossed personalized book, the next one shows up which is a whopper in this is like the travel guide to Mormon.



Dear Jasbir & Jessica,


We hope you enjoy this book and it is has meaning in your lives.
We enjoy your friendship and hope to see more of you.

Love always, Bill and Martha

This book has been a strength in our lives and has special meaning.


Apparently that special meaning is the talking point handed out at Salt Lake as it appears in both dedications.

I think the Mormons got the short end of the stick on this deal, as the spent the cash and got a pet darkie and apparently he liked petting white girls, bug in under 10 years, the novelty of Mormon wore off and the books were dumped for me to rescue them, or for me to rescue some ignorant from them.

I don't think either of these books has ever been read. The one where Jasbir was single looks  like he liked carrying it around, I suppose to Mormon things to convince the rich white Romneys that he was legit and it probably got him that white wife. After Jessica appeared, he was more interesting in shining her up as the gloss on the big book looks brand new in neither one cracked the cover on it .


What I don't get is  why people just don't chuck these books with their names in gold on them into the trash. They aren't afraid of Mormon god to strike them dead for fleeing Mormon, but they are intimidated enough in superstition to not chuck a book so everyone knows what swindler they are in conning rich white Mormons out of whatever and white pussy.





Now I have seen enough Mormon pussy to know they are easy on their eyes for the most part. There is some prime entrees in that menu that would make Muslims chuck their gorilla girls over the side.

I always keep hoping to find money in these books, but I only got a quarter out of a big ass Catholic bible. Probably why these people are all chucking their religion as the rich Romney's don't share the cash as they dish out the pussy.




Open up Mormon, time for Jesus Judgment....

 

Do Mormons Believe Jesus and Satan are Brothers? - Mormon Church

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