Hello I'm Kourtney Kardashian and I can tell you that after a long
hard day, my day of being with black men is much easier when
I put on my Cabela's insulated hunting boots
from Bass Pro Shops.
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
A few weeks ago, in the thrift shop I came across this ancient pair of Cabelas insulated leather hunting boots for 6 dollars. These dudes were really old as they had copper eyelets and the shoestrings were leather. They were well used with Vibram soles and they were so old that my brother who clerks at Cabelas had never seen a pair like this.
In thinking of a pair of Rocky boots which exploded and they resoled and how good Sportsman's Guide was in their warranty on goods they sell, I wrote to Cabelas to ask about their warranty policy and got a typical corporate, "FOLLOW THE LINK" answer, which basically says, you are screwed once you go out the door of Cabelas.
As I was reading this, I started smiling in noting that Cabelas return policy requires more identification and evidence than democrats want for voters in elections. This is another one of the amazing political cancers of America, in if America were a business, no one could vote unless they were America or be President if they were natural born, but if Cabelas was a democratic voting booth, I could return dog turds to the counter for hunting boots and get a new pair without one question asked.
- Use the shipper of your choice. For your protection, insure the package for the full value and send to:
Cabela's Customer Returns
400 East Avenue A
Oshkosh, NE 69190
- Return items with your packing list to any Cabela's retail store. Present a valid photo ID which will be used in a manner consistent with State and Federal laws for the purpose of authorizing returns. (Valid ID's include Drivers License, State-issued ID, U.S. Military ID and Passport.)
RETAIL STORE PURCHASE:
Take your items to any Cabela's Retail Store and present a valid photo ID which will be used in a manner consistent with State and Federal laws for the purpose of authorizing returns. (Valid ID's include Drivers License, State-issued ID, U.S. Military ID and Passport.)
The Cabelas of Nebraska is gone. I never liked Cabelas from their crappy lures they used to sell for a quarter in the back of magazines which built their empire, to the time they only catered to rich people in having merchandise too damn expensive. I really do not like them after Bass Pro took over as Bass Pro quit producing porn calendars in ending their redneck traditions as they got corporate respectable and that means employer unfriendly.
These store fronts have one purpose now and that is to employ double dipping former military employees who can not make it on their big retirements and to work the other people who need a job into the ground, as their management is all stick and head up the ass.
That concludes this filler analysis of Cabelas, a place I went into once and I will never go again as someone who loves the outdoors, I have zero in common with the tards that shop there.|
Except of course the Kardashian girls.
Hello I am Kim Kardashian West and let me tell you
that nothing pleases my man, Kayne more, than for me
to bundle him up in a Cabela's camo coveralls before our crackling hearth.