Best Lines in Movie Reboots and Remakes

From Sand Crab Holiday

Now Bill is that you sweet talkin' me or your boner
recitin' penis poetry in vagina verse?

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

We have all seen these reboots and remakes of movies and series like the Wonder Years and True Grit. These movies and television series of not released productions are being surveyed to see if the public has any interest now in them.

From White Priv Nazi Sharks Must Die

Damn it man. I know you are a loser, but we need to feed that great white
something, and your woman is the choice. You can always get a B cup like her again
.....probably not a D as you are loser after all.

From Close Encounters of the Pocket Kind

See I keep my hands in my pockets to play with my balls. I'm not 
queer, just a pocket pooler. I got big pockets. For 25 cents you 
can have a 5 minute go. The Mrs. needs a boob job as you can see.

From Board of the Rings

You heard of Bonnie and Clyde? Well, I'm Billy Bonny the third,

this is Sheila Clyde and if you don't hand over them chickens
Mr. Winchester is going to pluck you.

From Brokeback Boner

Of course I'm in mourning Raquel, you stroked out my boner
and it blew the end right off.

From The Wonderful World of Dizzy

It's a free Disney Pass to a place called Epstein's Pedo Island
and a chance to meet Bill Clinton.

From Cockbusters

In cock fights, I'm 26 and O. Me, I'm 0 and 14. My rooster
is in the soup pot.

From Paradise Cost

This is the ugly people side of paradise island. Don't worry Mary,
you won't be raped here, just fined if you leave the ugly zone.

From the Scrapped Book

I can't afford a divorce lawyer. Would you just drown already.

From The Guest Who Came At Dinner

Honey you said you would never cheat on me, but our security cam
caught you with 32 kitchen utensils and I made breakfast with #14 today.

From 21st Century A Space Oddity

The aliens gave me a pill that would make me a girl magnet.
You can see what it did for me Jimmy.

From This Olde Whore

That's not a cum stain on the floor.  We're having tofu for dinner.

From Doctored Strange Love

I tried having sex with myself Chevy and it was lonely, but not as 
lonely as being with you.

From Saving Ryan's Privates

Yeah they put me into jail for being a sex perv. The prison threw me back out
as I was a bad influence on serial killers and child molesters.

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