Lame Cherry: Candy O

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

This is for all of you resident geniuses out there who have got it all cached and cashed in knowing it all. No lectures this time, just the realities of death as we all know that you are going to live while billions of others die as you are special.

The military makes notes of birthmarks, tattoos and scars, because sometimes when you dog tags get blown off, that is all they have to go on, and lets face it, who the hell is going to have the money to waste on your corpse in expensive DNA tests with billions dead. Oh that is right, you are going to survive, but all the same probably would do good to make note of your fillings in your teeth and other marks which would survive the rot or maybe someone will find you before the rot in you may die in winter's cold.

When you get radiation poisoning, you bleed out of your gums and your ass. Radiation poisoning is a poison, and you end up puking. Get it bad and you die. Not so bad you want to die. I been there and one that on the knowing death is the cure, but having nausea is one of the most grueling things you can go through as you never can sleep.

One of the home remedies that works is mints. Peppermint or Spearmint. I prefer the spearmint as that is just me as the mother was always with those peppermints and let's face it minty gut medicine always tastes like puke and peppermint tastes like puke.

I survived on mints. Used mint chew and lots of hard candy mints. Still use it as it will lots of times keep you from puking. The thing is with radiation poisoning you won't be able to eat. You need to keep your electrolytes up and that is sugars and that is what hard candy is for.

I know you geniuses in you will buy some Lifesaver bag of 30 candies and say that is enough. Ok, you are puking. You do that for 3 weeks, one candy every hour for 12 hours on average, that is 84 a week and 252 for three weeks.
Nothing like puking and sitting there thinking, "Why in the hell don't I have a mint? I would trade that fucking stock portfolio worth millions for a bag of mints. Hell I would donate to Lame Cherry if she would just give me a mint."

You probably should purchase enough mints in bulk for you, your other person, your other people, and the hot skanky women who will be offering to fuck you if you will share your crackers with them. I would not suggest trusting hot women who offer to fuck you as they most likely will bash your brains in with a hard object, take your crackers and your mints. I can assure you though that mints do not cure the pain of cracked skulls.

I know 7 years is a long time to keep soda around, but again, this is about puking and puking tastes like vomit and I doubt you will notice if the soda is off. The best non medical prescription for getting yout guts working is a Coke product called Mello Yellow. Works great on flu and the cartel has lots of shitty toilet flus to do you in with. You are not going to live on the Mello Yellow, but it does pop your electrolytes and settles your gut. I can attest to that as TL and I had treated us to a Hardees shake. They were out of strawberry so we got vanilla. TL got dizzy puke sick. I got hot gut sick. Mello Yellow got us through the phases to recovery.

OK so you are following this for radiation poisoning and bioweapon puke flu. Hard candy mints. I recommend the peppermint as I do not like them and if you buy peppermint there is more spearmint for me and people I like. You might as well be sucking on peppermint like Pepto Bismol and think, "Wow this tastes like vomit". Is why I hate Wintergreen as that shit really tastes like warm puke to me.
So you buy peppermint and leave the non vomit stuff for me. and mine.

I will share the Mello Yellow though, I would they kept making sugar pop as it was better, but the lockdown fucked that up. Actually original Coca Cola is ok and Cherry Coke is too, but just know that those damned cans will degrade in time or if you stack too much weight on them. No one does glass, so your pop tastes like light metals or like heavy plastics if it sits too long. Again though, you are puking and that throws off your taste, so what the hell do you know as everything tastes off and it probably will taste like blood too with bloody gums and turding out the bloody bum. Not so much though with a bioweapon and maybe if it is that spike, you won't taste a thing. Some person you befriend with your cache as you think you might want to have sex with them, might just drink you pop, piss in the bottle and you can't taste it, and you will just blame me for your stomach being upset, and it is not my fault at all in you are drinking piss.

That is about it for this remedy prep.