Monday, March 3, 2008

Hugo Chavez come blow your Horn


Hugo Chavez come blow your horn
You got tanks in the meadow
Cocaine growing in Columbia's corn


For you are a foul one Mr. Chavez
You got termites in you brain
You chew your coca dope leaves
And drive yourself insane....Mr. Chavez....
Given the choice between you and Adolf Hitler......
I would pick Hitler with arsenic sauce!

But little Hugo horning stuck in your corner
Just eating your oil fed pie
You stuck in your thumb and show yourself dumb
Yet claim what a good commie am I.

Yet you're the thug of drugs
In French, gangster des le drougues
In Spanish you're the
gamberro de la drogas

Let us repeat
Thug of drugs
In French, gangster des les drouges
A shurken der und drogren
A shurken der und drogen?
Yes a shurken der und drogen
In German, ein wirkliches arscholoch
Ein wirkliches arscholoch?????
Yeah a real assh*le.

So Hugo Chavez come blow your horn
You got your army on the border
But Uncle Sam has the 82nd Airborne



apologies to Mother Goose and Dr. Seusse