accepting a soul in exchange for thee most inept of people becoming stars:
Thee 10 Most No Talent People Getting A Paycheck
1. Tom Cruise: Just look at Tom wet panty Cruise in every film he has
ever made and he plays a short, big toothed, snort reaction look down
actor. That is Tom Cruise.
2. Jessica Simpson: If you toss in her weird little sister who is a
greasy version of Jessica you would have a top 100, but Simpson looks
like she gulps puke as she sings and her boobs have more acting ability
than her.
3. Brad Pitt: It is surprising for all the brooding that Pitt does that
he does not have baby birds attached to his rear end. Sulking is what
Pitt does and that is not acting in every role.
4. Mr. Susan Sarandon: Tim Robbins has no range and if he was not BOHICA
to every liberal cause he would be only the boy toy who gets to see
Susan Sarandon's aging boobs.
5. Sean Penn: Penn reached his peak at Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Since then his scowling misery slow burns across every non memorable
appearance.
6. David Schwimmer: OK if you team up with the other "Friends", you get
Scwimmer who thinks talking slow and gawking is acting.
7. Oprah Winfrey: Let's face the facts. Oprah got jobs for being fat and
ugly as she could not act and the only reason she has a following now is
she acts interested listening to perverts so fat and ugly women have
something to do in the afternoon in watching her.
8. Billy Crystal: Billy is a nice enough guy, but lets face it if not
for Danny Devito in Throw Mama from the Train, Jack Palance in City
Slickers and the Saturday Night Live cast, Crystal rode these people and
they were the talent, not him grinning like a baboon.
9. Robin Williams: Williams movies are painful to watch compared to Mork
and Mindy which was fun. Being one dimensional or talking fast in goofy
voices is not talent.
10. Jane Fonda: If Jane's last name was Smith, she would be visiting her
silicon breasts as her only awards to acting talent in DD grade movies.
Also mentions too droll to make the top 10; George Clooney, Ed Asner,
Janeane Garofalo, Joanne Woodward, Chevy Chase, Barbara Streisand,
Michael Moore, Rob Reiner, Michael Douglas, Woody Harrelson, Robert
Redford, Warren Beatty and the forever living penis Richard Gere.
How these people ever amassed multi millions in fortunes on the "work"
they completed is a secret real talent would like to know as it waits on
their tables.
