Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Once upon an Obama

Once upon a time in land of hogs and hope, a little midwestern girl dreamt a dream upon dream of becoming a queen.
She said, "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the Hillaryest of them all".

"Oh you my dear, my squeedledees are the fairest fair if you please", the mirror would answer.


Of course, things like Bill Clinton came along crushing little Miss Hamrod's dreams in his cheating on her, her being a liar in trying to get rid of Richard Nixon in Watergate, her finding refuge in Vince Foster and dragging along behind Bill's coattails all made the fairytale like demonic brew.

Then after she waited with razorbacks and New York Letterman cocktail crowd royal pricks, she had her enchanted dream in 2008, when who should sex her dreams again but the king of Bill, crowning a deal in Asia where he did not cut in the Rothschilds, so to punish Bill they elected the ever lovely messiah Obama to humilate them.
It was difficult for Dame Hillary in tossing the election to Obama and Obama was so lackluster he could only limp to a nomination breast fed by the nippled media while bashing Hillary.

Hillary though said, "There was an old woman who lived in New York, they thought she was finished, but back she came".

So Hillary came back and found all sorts of prizes in her Pandora's Box.

There was that little Lawrence Sinclair issue of his being illegally arrested by the Biden Syndicate in Delaware and Joe's little monetary daliance with Obama funding to surely send him to prison.

There was that lovely Obama, so money fraud, so not a US citizen and so criminal that with a drop of a wand, he might be elected and he just might have entered into a Hillary web for 2009 in which he can not be President for crimes.

Oh my.

Imagine Joe Biden receiving the same news of crime and he too decides to retire.

Oh my.

Then of course there is Nancy Pelosi the 3rd in line to the White House who is no man comparted to Hillary Clinton who just might loose her election or just might need to whimper to the press, "Oh please I will not accept the succession to the White House, I am content with my daugther keeping the infanticide industry in the black and I can best serve America here in the House instead of in prison like Obama and Biden".

and poof.

Voila.

Fairy dust supreme, Hillary Clinton being leader of the Senate in the next President Pro Tem in number four to the sucession, she becomes Hillary Hamrod, 44th President of the United States in a very American coup.

Don't think for a moment that Hillary has not worked this out to the last detail. Obama is going to loose this election in loosing it or in winning it.

So either elect John McCain and Sarah Palin or it is going to be more turmoil than one ever dreamed in a they all lived Hillary, ever after.

agtG