Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Obama of India

I was so honored to be a participant in the first Obama State dinner, which featured more Hollywood homosexuals than Republicans. Think of the leg tingling excitement of being this near to the Prime Ministers of India and the United States with their lovely carpet draped wives.

Mrs. Obama was especially fetching in honoring the Indians by wearing a Dinesh D'Souza, black hole of Bombay carpet factory weave pattern which is exclusively worn by Asian elephants.

Only exclusive friends of the Raj were able to snap photos with the Obama battle flag which is hiding Muchelle's face, which was particularly Mrs. Ed in features this night in she looked like she could nibble choice grass in her petite chompers through a 7 wire fence.
The Obama battle flag is a most historic flag which has appeared in many Obama campaigns. Most notable ones are:

Redneck Draw Hillary 2008

Lipstick on a Pigburgh 2008

Predator 1 on bad terrorists

Predator 2 on accidentally murdering Sheik bin Laden's 3rd son who was being tracked to get the Sheik

That is enough as the exclusive flag is when Obama acts in war, taken out and given faux battle holes in it and then rehung in the Obama War Counsel Room for all to marvel at the battles Mr. Obama has participated in.
Rumor has it that Mr. Obama will be rewarding hisself a Purple Heart for his ego being bruised, a Silver Star for just showing up at the Oval Office and Congressional Medal of Honor for risking his life in stopping smoking cigarettes.

What honestly had me in awe as I stood before the Prime Ministers clicking photos was that Muchelle Obama has grown breasts. People will remember that Mrs. Zero had cleavage galore hanging out in front of children in her toxic garden this past season, but then she usually has this flat chest like Stephie Herseth Sandlin and by magic breasts appear at occasions with cameras.

What this blog has deducted is Mrs. Obama really has big tits. I mean she has silicon stripper boobies in reality for the triple HHH size they are, but what has happened is her breasts have fallen so far in a rare medical condition on the inside of her skin that they are now lodged in her big ass in most instances until she puts on a girdle and up they pop again to their natural place.

This explains how Mrs. Obama's behind is two postal zones wide at times and at other times she looks quite normal. It is all due to her stripper boobies well fed by cherry pie.

In any Prime Minister fest, Muchelle Obama never looked lovelier than with her new bondage veil draped across her face, instead of a bondage belt trying to hold up her tits.

I was shocked though that Mr. Prime Minister Obama appears to have shrunk in all the humidity of the far east. The mini me Obama or the Obama con do Mini Sing, in honor of the Indians no longer now needs to bow at the waist to foreign leaders to visit their mini leaders. Now mini me Obama has an oral eye's view.

The last thing I noted before leaving was only the bondage flag veil holder was a Soldier. The Obama's apparently could no find any photo op Soldiers to hold the Presidential Flag of these United States and instead just put a cap on a post.
I wondered if the cap on posts was an unveiling of a new strategy by Barack Hussein Obama in his Afnamistan Cold Sore Wars in he will simply stop deploying Soldiers and just put caps on posts to fight his friends in the TalEEban and al Qaeda.

Well that is my on the spot report, and quite agree, with parties to attend, turkeys in the oven and Birdie Obama on GQ magazine, who needs to be making decisions about Soldiers dying in Afnamistan.

agtG

Rikki don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home.