John, dear John, don't you know that women without their
clothes always look different?
As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
See John, the dress comes off and I am 40 years younger.
and that many times more different.
Some men need booze to think a woman looks good, but for me
a woman loses her clothes and it is like I never knew her.
No what I am afraid of is your clothes might come off and you
are going to look different. I'm damn phobic about that!!!
John wouldn't it be something if a wind storm came up and my clothes came off.
Oh now let's not start that again!!!
You just stay dressed as that would be best.
I was just about to take my dress off but John was protesting.
I said you just keep your clothes on as.......damn you're lively!!!
You're kind of pretty dressed in long john and woolens.
I was telling John it is a proven scientific fact that women
look different without their clothes.
How did I get naked!!!
It was the whiskey!
Maybe it wouldn't hurt you to loosen a few buttons.
What do you mean?
Damn women, I tell them to keep their clothes on, and when I just say to
undo one button, they run out a posse to lynch a man!
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