As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
A movie must be really good to remake it, but that is not what I was interested in as I was watching the Paul Lynde Show and as I usually look people up to fill in bad shows, I noticed that the mother and daughter were both stars in The Toolbox Murders.
Thing is, I noticed how voluptuous the star was and wondered who had those large comforting breasts, as apparently covering up your large breasts as someone comes at you with a tool to slay you is most important in remaining chaste.
I forget this chics name, but she grew up to be some wacko bunny hugger or something. Her biggest roles were Lucy on Charlie Brown in sounding like she had a kilo of coke up her nose all the time, and I think it was a program called Jason of Star Command where she said the name Peepo a great deal in a Saturday morning kids program.
I think the large breasted star is Marciee Drake......this is her as she has the same hairdo of the chic in the poster.
The problem is in doing a breast examination of the Bates Motel scene, is that Marciee only has Double E's in her name and not her chest. This chic is flatter than Cameron Mitchell who is one of my favorite B Western Stars. He just was watchable. Think his name was Shasta in High Chaparral.
The opening of HC was second only to Branded in being riveting. It takes place in a Mexican village where the Federales are about to hang the son of a rancher and they bribe them to bring the kid home.
Mano is the cool Latin in HC. Everyone loves Mano.
I think movie billboards should have to be breast honest. I do not think false advertising should be allowed. Nothing is worse in a movie to pay money in telling your mother that you are interested in a horror movie, and to spend the lawn mowing money expecting big boobs to cream your shorts later, and when the big bath tub scene comes on screen to have little boobs on a 100 foot screen which only enhances their not being Double E tits.
It is like going to a B movie expecting to see Victoria Principal act and then hoping after 15 seconds that it becomes a horror movie and she gets the chainsaw in the next frame.
It really sucks when the movie poster is better than the movie. But then not all movies can star the greatest television star ever on the big screen in Jan Michael Vincent.
Where's a goddamn chainsaw when you want one...
I checked out the remake and there is no Debbie large breast poster character, just a gal listed as Jennifer, and as you can see, jacking off to Uncle Fester from the Munsters would be an improvement.
I mean it is one thing to false advertise in the 1970's, but in the 21st century to not even include big tits in a remake is like.......well doing a movie and not having Jan Michael Vincent do a cameo.
See if rich people donated I would not be watching Paul Lynde reruns, but engaged in something like being able to afford High Chaparral.
Nuff Said.
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