As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.
I had to share more of the Brier Patch eccentrics.
I had to have TL document this as it cracked us up.
Apparently our resident tire spinning problem child who stays off of our road, must have gotten pissed off at the neighbor, as instead of turning at the corner, he took his little hot rod, down the ditch and made a road through the corn field.
Now I had wondered a few days prior to this on the outcoming side, what the hell corn was doing on the road. I thought it might have been some oddity of the other neighbor harvesting, but it was not until two days later that I noticed the road through the corn field.
We had this happen when I was younger when some drunk coming home.....I suspect it was my drunken cousin Bojo who is like 3 shirttails removed, flew off the road after having passed out, ended up 30 feet into the corn field, woke up to a start, cramped the wheels, floored it and spun up the ditch after leaving his path of destruction behind.
I was amused at that event too. Am more surprised that most children to not engage in this as it would be great fun chasing each other through fields. Corn though would probably break out plastic grills, break out headlights and break out windshields, which is hard to explain to parents and law enforcement tends to put two and two together when the kid's car shows up with broken things and corn stalks stuck everywhere.
As long as these kids stay of my road, stay out of my fields.........I'm ok with their shit. I will tell you that his neighbor drove by and blew his horn at a calf that was out, he had a habit of that and chased that little shit out into the neighbors and I had a hell of time getting around it on foot. I will consider this corn road partial reckoning over that said event.
Nuff Said
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