Lame Cherry: The 8000 Words of Kristi Noem

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

In a further strange year of GOP campaigning, Vice Presidential hopeful, Kristi Noem of South Dakota has struck again. This time she is sending out a portfolio to all delegates to the RNC convention showing her credentials in why Donald Trump should pick her as Vice President.

Noem having run out of funds for ghost writers, has chosen the age old approach of pictures being worth a thousand words. In that, without comment, the first photo is of Noem sticking her tongue out, and then there are a series of photos of her licking things, with quite a pornographic overtone.

Here is Noem eating a banana.

Here is Noem licking an ice cream cone with a big wad of drippy cream running down her chin.

Here is Noem in wheat field, sucking on a Sippy See through a long straw.

I did not realize there were allot of bong smoking dope head GOP'ers going to the convention, but Noem has that covered in huffing her own bong to her lips looking stoned.

This picture is some sort of combination of smoking a cigarette with neon pink porn lips and some kind of rainbow homosexual sucker. I do not know what the alphabets convey in messages like this, but apparently Noem does.

Not to be outdone, here is Noem sucking on two suckers at once, lesbian pink and dyke plum.

The dossier finishes up with Noem and a big sausage on her plate ready for her lips. One has to think this is for South Dakota kosher pork producers as Noem is an advocate for anti semitism, as it certainly could not be a literal hot dog.